EASTENDERS 34 - spoilers are not welcome here !!!!!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

What an exciting episode last night was

What will happen with LOUISE and keanu

Will Phil and Ben find them?

What will happen to Danny

And the other stories. Been a bit quiet

Still no sign of Alfie

The tiff and Evie story as finished

The rape of Roxy has been to court

Ian is still absent as is maz while the sisters play at the restaurant

Will the hair salon be a success

Kim is so jealous

Will stacey go off with jean while preg - and will big brother sexy sean appear

And BOBBIE new head must be arriving soon .........

Anything else I’ve missed storywisr?

Yes, Amy is Jack's. Roxy pretended she was Sean's for a while but the truth came out and there was some kind of fannying about on a frozen lake.

Yes roxy said Sean was dad as a couple but jacks super sperm and one night stand creates AMY

Think over dinner was revealed Xmas /ny and car crash into lake. Sean dived under to save roxy or Ronnie who was trapped in weeds?

He saved them then crawled out of lake and dissapeeeed

He is rather cute

I didn’t even clock the mummy comment 😳🙄

Soup, I'm cracking up here at ' fannying about on a frozen lake' 😀

Just Like you would not do when you discover ' your not the dad'. I do remember lots of cars and mist and people shouting a lot. Usual end of year special!

It's like it's the 90s all over again with EE at the moment with all these 'returnees'

Maybe the 00s rather than the 90s thinking about it.
Sean is evil (but nice looking. ) Tanya had it away with him too! They all fell for the red head.

Ohh, maybe jack will clock Sean and not be happy at all! Especially as his kidnapped Amy too. Oh no.

Evil Archie put the big news about Amy’s parentage I’m a Christmas cracker If I remember correctly. They were all sat around the table in the Vic having xmas dinner. Obviously the news went down like a bowl of cold sick with all involved

Nancy, oh yes! another Christmas ruined. ( for a change)
I would dread Xmas / new year if I lived on the square.

I’d do a Sharon & go to Australia for all major holidays, it’s the only way to stay safe

It wasn’t a car crash. It was cracked ice

Yes, go off on holiday for the holidays.

Only way to avoid frozen lakes or death from roofs or being pushed off a cliff etc etc etc.

Hi thought I would join in the chat. Surely on Friday Stacey didn't buy that lettuce from the minute mart don't think Martin would be happy 😂

Blondeshavemorefun very helpful summary of 6 by 4 Karen’s family. I was confused about Keegan and Grandmaster Bernie, but we must assume Keegan was born in Sept and 2 months later she got knocked up by some random, with Bernie being born around August making them the same school year. Wonder if the writers have realised this and remember to put their birthdays in the right places

Annie188 Martin is in Ireland for his auntie’s funeral so I guess the fruit and veg stall is shut.
Good god did I detect a moment of consistency from the scriptwriters?

Hold on, why is Sean talking in a posh voice? Sean never used to be posh

Someone really needs to do a crash course in stranger danger for Amy!!! “Milkshake?” “Yeah!”

Sean is gorgeous!

I've had a memory... did Lofty leave some money for Vicky? I can't remember who he gave the cheque too, if it was Shazza will she spend in to get Phil out of trouble?

Sean is lovely. Posh now too!

Sean is lovely but clearly very dim! walking through a graveyard and he still hasn’t twigged where roxy is!

Sean! 😁

Let's have a ruck in a cemetery!
Why not eh?

Wow bit of jujitsu or some shit going down here!

Let's leave the kidnapped child behind to do it too!

When Sean hit the headstone with his hand right at the end, it sounded exactly like a hollow prop headstone 😂😂

I still like Stu and Ken but Sean is up there too now! Even if he is a sociopath etc etc.

People come back from the dead all the time...Max and Kaff... or they grow new heads, which is almost the same thing.