EASTENDERS 34 - spoilers are not welcome here !!!!!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

What an exciting episode last night was

What will happen with LOUISE and keanu

Will Phil and Ben find them?

What will happen to Danny

And the other stories. Been a bit quiet

Still no sign of Alfie

The tiff and Evie story as finished

The rape of Roxy has been to court

Ian is still absent as is maz while the sisters play at the restaurant

Will the hair salon be a success

Kim is so jealous

Will stacey go off with jean while preg - and will big brother sexy sean appear

And BOBBIE new head must be arriving soon .........

Anything else I’ve missed storywisr?

I am wondering when the big bust up with come when Phil discovers Sharon's affair with Keanu. It has been bubbling for ages now.

I am pleased I wasn't the only one muddled about Bex's drugs. She ordered them online as they came in the post and now she is saying they are Stuart's but has told Kush she has taken them from Stuart to sell?

Once Phil discovers Ken was sleeping with Sharon and Ben is the one stitching him up , there will be fireworks.
Those candles had better be put out.

Bex lied about Stu to cover for herself because Kush was playing big brother / surrogate dad about them.
Think she was basically insinuating Stu has adhd and she stole them off him to sell. But she needed them to put back because they were his and don't tell Stu? She bought them off the inter web so I guess she needed a cover story for their Origen?

Youare, that's a good summary but why make the whole thing so complicated? It's a soap , I shouldn't have to think too much about motives! ( plus I'm pretty lazy or start mumsnetting and lose the plot if it's too con-fluted.)
I should concentrate more really I suppose.

I think Stuart does actually have ADHD. I think he said so in one episode.

Soup, he does.
Stuart had a ' monologue' moment about his condition once to someone ( then dropped someone else from a water mill and killed them!)
ADHD is one part of his many 'issues'

Dear god I cannot stand Louise in the slightest

Surely Phil or Sharon would just pop off on holiday for months on end again with Lou in tow? The baddies aren’t going stop trying get her now are they? Lou has no ambition not doing school work so will end up in bar or on the market just get rid of her now.

I used to dislike louise but I like her now yes she is far to clingy but loads of teenagers are, it is Bex that is irritating me atm

Me too, Mrsjayy - a few weeks ago she was a straightforward, honest and sensible girl with nothing more negative than her inappropriate feelings for Kush. Now she's being influenced by total strangers, taking potentially dangerous drugs and telling lies galore. Personality change or what?

P.S. I did ask upthread about what Phil's text message said to make him suspicious of Ben - can anyone elighten me?

I don't think we saw the message or who it was from im assuming Danny

Thanks for that, Mrsjayy - glad I'm not missing something that everyone else knew about!

Think text said partners. So he knew he was trying to go against him. Louise is only 17 the way ken stayed the night was bit much!!

Not sure where Ben goes from here, maybe he will disappear and come back in year time loaded.

I don’t think sharon or Phil realised ken hadn’t stayed the night. Phil definitely hadn’t as Ken brought up the subject of “liking her for real” in the cafe then next morning. I think sharon realised when she saw his shoes and jacket in the living room. Tbf my boyfriends parents didn’t know I was staying the night most of the time when I was 17

had stayed

I’m confused about Karen’s kids.... so Chantelle and Keegan are full brother and sister? But Keanu and Bernie were born inbetween? Chantelle has been mentioned before as the eldest and Bernie (I think) is older than keegan. So was Mitch popping in and out, getting Karen knocked up on an ad hoc basis and in between times there were other blokes who couldn’t resist her charms? Do Keanu and Bernie have the same dad?

Can anyone help me here? At least thinking about this takes my mind off Phil and Sharon banging 6 inches above keanu

Chantelle - Mitch
Keanu - unspecified father who stabbed Karen I believe.
Keegan - Mitch
Bernie - different father not mentioned
Chatham and Riley - different father who is involved and takes them occasionally.

Bernie is younger than Keegan I think, although this is less apparent now. They are in consecutive school years. When they are at school at all. Bernie is the same age as Tiff, Keegan the same as Louise I think.

I don't know English secondary School years very well but is louise, keegan and Bex in 6th form and tiff and Bernie the year below Tiff is the only one who wore a uniform though

Bex is 18, Keegan and Louise 17 and Tiff and Bex 16. Or rather they are in the school years in which they turn those ages! Bex is in her last year, Tiff and Bernie should be doing GCSEs.

they haven't mentioned exam season other than for Bex though 🤔 Maybe Tiff and Bernie are a year younger than that.

Im just wondering how Karen found new fellas when she had newborns to care for

Bex is Year 13, intending to go to uni in sept, is that right? Always seems like Louise is the same year, though does bugger all work, mind you getting kidnapped probably does distract from A levels. Bernie doesn’t wear school uniform so perhaps Year 12? I thought Keegan was younger but maybe he’s Yr 13 or even Yr 12 like Bernie if Karen was popping them out in quick succession! How old is keanu supposed to be? ( Old enough to know better than to shag Phil’s wife and daughter you’d think)

Mrsjayy how did she find new fellas full stop? The bar is obviously set pretty low

Keanu is 27 19