New Emmerdale thread...”he didn’t lick it off the grass David!”

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That really tickled me!

I imagine Jamie has about a million fans already

Poor David

They’ve probably all fallen into those beautiful eyes. That’s it. we’re trapped now. We live in Jamie’s eyes.

Amy gets on my nerves as well, she's not very likable anymore, and she seems to have dropped Kyle like a hot brick.

Agree with Diane being a bitch, she turned really nasty towards Doug when he thought he'd killed Gerry and all she went on about was how much the damage to the b&b was going to cost.

I think Jamie is going to be lovely.

Yes Amy, who uprooted her entire life in Belfast in the space of a day, at the request of a mother she hadn’t spoken to in years, to rekindle a relationship with her estranged son, last spoke to him/said his name/asked to see him, er when exactly? Flipping weeks ago at least.

Amy is awful , get rid of her please

I wonder where the money is. If Maya had it in her bag then she would be able to survive for ages using cash and so would be untraceable if she doesn't use her phone.

Is there not a moratorium on canvassing on Election Day in England?

Maybe I am losing my hearing like poor old Pollard, but did Jamie say to Paddy he always wanted to be a vet like his auntie Zoe? When Zoe is his sister?

Yes he definitely said auntie Zoe! I never twigged on that Zoe wasn’t his auntie!

Jane I thought that, but I'm sure the writers aren't old enough to vote, so they won't know

frogprincess84. Zoe Tate was the daughter of frank Tate and his deceased wife, ( not Kim).
Jamie is Kim's son and his father was Dave glover who Kim had a fling with but decided to pass Jamie off as franks son ( can't remember if frank knew Jamie wasn't his or not).
So I suppose Zoe (& Chris ) would be his step siblings?

I thought it was the other way round- Kim tried to pass the baby off as Dave glovers but it was really franks.

I’ve googled

Kim wanted dave to be the dad but two dna tests showed he was Franks. So Zoe and Chris are his half siblings.

I don't think we ever found out who Jamie's dad was for sure. Frank's name went on his birth certificate.

Oh well done Maxi, so Zoe's definitely his half sister then.

I came on to to question about the "auntie Zoe" bit as well !
Though i did for get about dave glover.
Either way she still would not be an auntie ?
What does that make him to Noah ..uncle ?

Yes he's Noah's uncle. I hope they get on well. Noah could do with someone who looks out for him.

Ahh Jamie seems like he’d be a lovely uncle for Noah (who we haven’t seen in months!).

I'm just watching the election results on the news . Wonder how Nicola got on

Ooh yes! What’s her opponent called? Hilary?

Flipping hell! No-one has seen or heard from Victoria in a week and no one has thought to check on her!

Poor Vic

Emmerdale is so annoying! Every time I wait for a long running storyline to be resolved they mess it up. Was waiting for the Maia storyline to come to a head and what do they do? They mess it up by bunging it into an episode where lots of other dramatic things are happening and then 'resolving' it by having her abducted (?) by the Witches of Eastwick. Why couldn't David have just caught the two of them together? They don't need to throw all these bells and whistles at it.

It was the same with Crazy Emma. I waited ages for her psycho nuttiness to be revealed and then it got lost in an OTT episode where a million other things were happening.

Grrrr.

I. Think it's a bluff from Layla.