New Emmerdale thread...”he didn’t lick it off the grass David!”

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That really tickled me!

Ross was so hot and nobody ever mentioned it because they didn't need to.

I miss Ross.

Me too and Finn and I even miss James and Emma

I wish we could have 2016 Emmerdale back but without Rebecca

I don’t miss Rebecca.

Lachlan. He was a great baddie. Bring him back.

Bring Ross and Lachlan and Joe back ,, dump Jessie and Amy and Nate.

^^yes!

Agree x 100
Lachlan could sort a few of them out. I'll make a list for him.

Another thing that was stupid was Robert is suddenly a lorry driver. Since when?

I’ve had it with Emmerdale now, I’m out.

It’s wall to wall misery, low on humour and high on shit annoying characters like Nate and Amy (with the nippiest Geordie accent that’s so weird I thought she was bad at Geordie accents).

A preview of next weeks Emmerdale:

Robert: I’m a lorry driver you know.
Aaron: That’s nice dear.

Victoria: Robert everything is your fault.
Robert: I know. Dad told me. You remind me so much of him. Let’s hug.

Nate: Moira why you not banging me tho?
Moira: Get tae fuck.

Lydia: Should I run up the stairs or out the door this time?
Sam: Eh?

Amba: This is my shop now.

JaneJeffer

That just about sums it up

jane! Spot on!

It should be illegal to be as good looking as Ryan Hawley.

Jane Jeffer. YES!! I would say did you write it but you obviously get humour which isn't happening at the moment. I am struggling to find a credible storyline currently. It's like they have hastily shoe horned a load of rubbish in to fill a gap. The casting is shocking and what the hell is wrong with Amys face?

It's like the same episode every day.

Why isn't Victoria calling the police about harassment?

Jane that sums it up perfectly. So many shit storylines going on at the moment that nobody really cares about. Some' characters haven't been seen for months while others are constantly on screen in stupid stories.

Dawn who knows nothing about Lydia sold her story to a reporter. Ryan saw her talking to the reporter and somehow knew who she was. Then it all came out and Robert just happened to be in the pub to hear Dawn saying she needs money.

Well given by the trailer at the end of last night's episode we can expect some ridiculously over the top unbelievable storyline. Joy.

I posted a link to the trailer on the spoiler thread for anyone who wants to discuss it.

One positive from yesterday - the taxi driver was a lovely man.

Ah yes he was lovely wasn't he, Jane.

Have to say how surprisingly chipper Belle and Zak are. I wasn't a few short weeks after my mum had died. Do you think they've forgotten

It looks like it queen

I’m loving Aaron giving Rob both barrels of common sense. Thank goodness. Let’s hope they get there on time to stop Dawn.

I love Aaron, I am really bored of Jacob and his fits.

Those two episodes were much better. I like Paul Roundell's writing. There's always a bit of humour in there.

That was a large slice of chocolate cake that Rhonda give to Leo

No 💔