Real housewives of cheshire

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Anyone watching?
Esters looking better, but why is she living at dawns? Is she broke?
Tanya is a pain, I do think she is quite jealous,and needs a lot of attention, me me me!
Rachel, don't tell me she has a problem with hubby???

Hanna’s wedding to Dr Creepy is going to drag on, isn’t it? Not a fan of those bridesmaids dresses

Ashley’s transformation to plastic automaton is complete

Dawn’s raccoon tan from perma-sunnies . I like the shorter hair though. The VT with the ratty extensions look awful compared to the shorter look. How long do we think the booze hiatus will last?

All this Rachel/John stuff. Just get on with the marital stuff behind closed doors and stop making a storyline of it. Like Rachel’s shorter hair too.

Ester still living with Dawn and complaining that she doesn’t see her toddler enough. Sounded like the baby (Pearl?) lives with Ester’s Mum and sees her (Pearl’s) dad regularly, so Ester has occasional sleepovers with her. Is it worth it for a sleepover at Warford Hall? Even if it’s just for a storyline and isn’t true, is it something she wants to present on tv?

Tanya and her shopping addiction. What does her husband do for a living now? He’s retired from football? They are always on holiday (without her eldest daughter). She has that jewellery tat business but I don’t know how much she makes from that. She still spends money like water. How long before they go bankrupt? Another Tanya pratfall at the party

Ah Leilani was a p3 girl. She did lots of reality tv in the USA. I wonder if she’ll bond with, or clash with Perla as they are both yoga bunnies? She seems nice. She’s got the horsey factor for bonding with Rachel, the yoga factor for Perla and the fashion factor for Seema.

Bloody Ester and her gob when she was first introduced to Leilani’s DP at the party, “Oh Billy’s got a big willy!” and talking about her tits. FFS, she’s like a 5year old. Odd that a cool bloke like him is on such a trashy show. That summer party just seemed to be attended by the HWs and their hangers on. Who is that campy bloke with the long hair that the camera kept going to? Is that Tanya’s new ‘PA’ after that awful shrieking tit went off to be a psychic or whatever?

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Leilani’s DP was a member of The Cult, a band from the 80’s/90’s who had a few big hits. Pretty well known (if you are old enough). Their biggest hit “She sells sanctuary” has been used in loads of adverts and films.

Is Rachel still with Creepy John?
Her dress was coming undone at the back.
They just all look so cheap and tacky and overdone.

I think she is, though it sounds like they are living separate lives under the same roof until they’ve been through some sort of counselling (though she called it mediation which, ime, is what you go through during a divorce when you can’t agree between yourselves and have hit a stalemate). I saw that re her dress too, either it wasn’t buttoned properly at the back or it was too small and was pulling.

I find Rachel annoying. I bet they are back together and she is dragging it out to give herself a storyline.

I bet you’re right.

Lelandi is faker than any of them. Billy looks so awkward, poor sod, there he was in LA enjoying life, rotating chicks and she drags him to Cheshire to film this god awful show!!
And poor Martins jacket and trousers look at least 2 sizes to small for him!!
And creepy Johns reputation, or lack of, is still being dragged through the mud.

Why do they all talk in a similar way and use the same hand gestures in their talking heads?
''Do ya' know what.....''

Whose watching?

I like Leilani

Thought dawn was a little harsh with Michael first saying you never think anyone's good enough for your daughter ' poor guy

I think Dawn stopped drinking to try and control her agression around the other women ...''well, love, you know what, it's not working''.

Dawn is just horrid! Horrid!
Tanya is beyond horrid!
What's happened to Ashley's face?
Pity the chap who wants to marry dawns daughter! Why are they making such a big deal out of it? Oh I know, they will organise the wedding of the year, then will come the divorce, then dawn back on the booze, same old!!

Bet she organises the wedding to coincidence with Hannah's!

It appears I was wrong about Rachel's marriage.

Roisinagusniamh I thought the same thing. Dawn has obviously realised how much of an aggressive dick she is when shes had a drink so has packed it in. Then I watched last nights episode and the way she kept badgering Leilani made me really uncomfortable.
So yeah. Gin or no gin, shes still a nob.

she won't rest until she reduces Hannah to tears. She is a bully!

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The way they all went on about having children was appalling. Poor Leilani. Anyone with any ounce of human decency backs off quickly when it's obvious that someone is trying to avoid the question but they all just kept hammering on, Dawn in particular.

I really like Rachel and hope she moves on and finds love with someone else, if that's what she wants.

The whole asking the father's permission to marry the daughter makes me cringe. Women are not possessions to be passed from man to man. Although if I'm looking for feminism, TRHOC is probably the wrong place 😆

Dawn is the worse possible advert for her aesthetics clinic. She has made a real mess of her lips and needs to stop with the fillers.

I'd love to give them all a make-under. They're very attractive women and would look great with a more modern look. I remember they did that with a previous cast member (forget her name) but it wasn't done very well and she looked like a corpse!

They all look overdone! Even Hannah who is younger than them all and Dawn's daughter and her boyfriend!!
Feminism does not exist in their world (perhaps , maybe in Perla's... abit)

I was cringing when Darcys boyfriend was asking both Dawn and then Ashley if he could marry their daughter. It's 2019! She's not their property. The whole thing was so staged. Then Dawn keeping it a secret by telling everyone. Biggest eye roll.

Dawn is so horrible, drunk or sober. She will do the reunion, storm off and claim everyone is fake, like she does every reunion.

Hannah's voice is still getting on my nerves.

Don't know why I watch it.

Lol I think they are trying to add new younger characters like Dawn's daughter and fiance or Tanya's daughter. But they are all so boring.

Dawn is very opinionated and always thinks she is right and she has to tell everyone what she thinks to get it off her chest but never listens to anyone else when they try and do the same.

Bring back Magali, Ampika, Leeane and Lauren -they were more real and fun. I see Nermina is coming back next week too (yawn)

Lelani seems nice and at least a bit interesting - wonder how long it will take for her to fall out with Dawn x

Is it me or is it more staged his season? Arriving on a motorbike etc, such OTT acting.

Yeah defeintly - and all the dinner parties! As if they would ever all go to a dinner party together

They have all morphed into one another ....the younger following suit.

Dawns reaction about what Leilani said about her was OTT. All that random name calling just spilling out. Reminded me of the way my alcoholic aunt goes on.

The whole engagement secret is pretty crap as well.