Sam & Billie - The Mummy Diaries #2.0

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I was quite distracted by Sams ears this episode. They just don't look like they belonged on her head.

I thought Sam's stylist (who is 12 surely?) was going to thwack Rosie and her sticky bogey fingers

I haven’t seen this week’s episode. Work gets in the way of my proper life such a lot.

I did laugh at the 12yr old stylist

I laughed more at the clothes she put Sam in last week though. I’m a fat auld munter and petite wee Sam looked bigger than me. I reckon I would have had room to spare in those clothes too.

Out of the comfort zone into the outsize zone I feel.

She looked a state. And she probably could pull off most trends. Just not the ‘I’m wearing a size 24 just for kicks’ trend.

Sam really should have left Rosie at home for her dress fitting, it was needlessly stressful.

I was distracted by Sam's lips, has she had them done?

Dave was very odd at the meal.

I think Dave is less able to hide his dislike of big Paul than say Sue & Billie are.

I find them a tad mean to Dave with the eye roliing and pffft attitude towards him sometimes.

Dave seemed drunk? Interesting that big Paul wasn’t at the meal.

I think they put up with a lot with Dave, remember the getting so pissed he nearly missed the wedding? Let's not forget prison too. He seems permenantly pissed every time he's on tbh. I'd be rolling my eyes too!

Cracks me up how they say they really need this upcoming holiday because they have been working so hard. Seems they are permanently on holiday 🙄 a month in Spain and their south wales break in the last two episodes.

Chatty Dave has been drunk every time I’ve seen him on this show. Thought it very odd that he announced he was getting married in front of his ex partner!
The toileting habits are absolutely disgusting, Letting those boys pee wherever they want.

Just watched the last one. It really shows how much Billie favours Arthur, she doesn't give him any attention but Nellie can do no wrong!

Favours Nellie!*

What luck there was so much carex in the welsh lodge with all that shite flying about

I loved that the girls thought they were in with a chance of winning an award. Maybe if they were up against Mary Mungo and Midge. If they were lucky. It would still be too close to call.

Odd that Paul wasn’t there in Wales.

Odd that baring your cheeks in front of your ma in law is seemingly ok.

I get that Chatty Dave can be too opinionated. It grips me that they all round on him though. I think they treat him like he is just a necessary pest and whilst they say they were delighted at the wedding news - their faces really didnt say yippee.

And what is so wrong with Sue going to the wedding? They all socialise and are friends if the programme is to be believed...

If they are intent on letting the kids pee everywhere, they will still be watering the brickwork round the back of the sugar hut as adults.

I reckon one of the drawbacks to the dating story is not one but two. Not hard to work out.

A wedding or a baby will be on the cards shortly so that they can persuade someone to do another series.

And normal mums? Give over.

@numbersstation I'm never buying Carex again now!

Also who was the random bloke sitting at the dinner table at the end when they were all talking about marriage? No idea who he is!

Has it finished?

Billie and family have been in Dubai.

Have they? Dubai?

Is there Carex in Dubai ?

Aye. Think it is finished. Until one of them gets pregnant/married

Anyone see that they are all in the Maldives now but on different islands? And haven't acknowledged that they are both there - so strange!

@nowifi I’ve seen they are in the Maldives but hadn’t realised they were on separate islands. I wonder how many times this year they’ve been there - it certainly seems a lot!

Little Paul’s birthday today - will be interesting to see how he gets on starting school next year (if they’re still filming then).

Just been watching Instagram stories it’s full of Billie’s birthday today. I’m trying to understand why Nelly was hidden in a wrapped up box and jumped out?!

@forevercurious I saw that too, I think any chance for them to let Nelly be centre of attention haha!

Totally agree! It’s not healthy at all.

Billie’s 30th birthday party looked amazingly themed! Very OTT but stunning.

New series tomorrow night, I wonder how much lavish holidays/parties will be in this series.....going by the IG accounts there will be lots.

Yes I think it will ne extreme! Surely at least a few trips to the Maldives!

I noticed a product placement for Carex handwash within 5 mins.

The photoshoot looked so stressful, you could tell Greg was close to snapping with Nellys behaviour....and then Rosie cracks the windscreen of the toycar worth £40,000 .

Its all just about how much money can they spend or how big a party can I throw.