EASTENDERS 33 - NO NO NO NO SPOILERS

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No many stories I can think of tbh :(

Alfie - is he coming back ?

Phil will he find out about Shaza

Stuart and his conniving ways. Let’s hope he doesn’t get dots money

Will we see the wedding of tam and Nancy - erm no as she’s in casualty

Maz Nieces. Annoying and can’t R.E.M. their names / tho I R.E.M. we did think Ronnie and ROXY annoying when we met them. And KAREN. And now we loved them /her

Will Evie get her claws out of tiff

And yes STACEY will go and see Jean and disappear for 6mths while preg

And when will BOBBIE NEW /OLD HEAD APPEAR

I like Rainie, she’s nearly as sharp as Shirl.

New head Ben just needs to drive a mini & get a pair of heavy black rim glasses.

"Saa I tol da landlor dat..."

I kind of speak like that, but I say 'so' properly

But not in his weird voice.

And where did Ben get that dreadful coat??

Ben is channeling the stupid accent we ripped Mock (DD) for having!

I actually laughed out loud at one point in Ian's when Ben pulled the baddie face. It was terrible and looked ridiculous 😂

I'm worried for Ken. He's a really nice late teen/young man and think he's actually going to come good for Phil in the end.

I might have made this up in my head, but didn't Jack have a baby as well Amy and the other kid?

Baby Matthew? Charlie came and took him back to Ireland.

There was another older girl in France called Penny or Poppy too I think?

The other girl is called Penny. Isn’t it a bit odd that the child he has with Sam Mitchell never seems to see / hear from his mum? Where did she go?

Just caught up I hate nuben he is vile I know he is a saint or anything but wtf ishe playing at ? Oh I think the coat is from Newlook

He isn't*

assume lola doesnt love her fiance if kissing jay

Claudette and her magnificent blossoms appeared in today's episode of the Bill.

Love Bin being a hard man in his New Look coat.

I wonder if Bin is "the fiance" to help lola out and this is her returning the favour

Why is Bex glowing white?

Actor playing Nu Ben has been inspired By this maybe

And now Rab C Nesbit has arrived

Truly rubbish

Or is he a Geordie

Ewan is like an anxious/twitchy version of Russell Howard!

So is that Ewan permanently dispatched then? What was he for?

Why is everyone making such a fuss about Bex going to uni? Every woman and her dog gets a first now with two Cs, Surely no-one revises ALL the time? Prob explains the pasty face and constant eye-rolling.
Choose between NuBen and Ewan for who's the psycho. NuBen actor is total rubbish.

As for the royal blue crimplene number that Martin and Kush selected for Bex ... there are no words! [shocked]

I couldn't believe Bex liked the dress! I'm

Nuben's character is ridiculous.

I laughed when Bex said she's woken up at 6.30am and 'coudn't get back to sleep'. I am up, dressed, full make-up, breakfasted, dogs fed, washing on and had an hour on MN by that time. She's obvs a lightweight.
I do wish she's stop making lovelorn-calf eyes at Kush.

..and no way is Bex a size eight!

Glad others thought the dress was vile!

Ewan was an anxious mess. Can't see how him and Lola were a couple in the first place?
Except it's very clear she is still totally in live with Jay and always has been.