EASTENDERS 33 - NO NO NO NO SPOILERS

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No many stories I can think of tbh :(

Alfie - is he coming back ?

Phil will he find out about Shaza

Stuart and his conniving ways. Let’s hope he doesn’t get dots money

Will we see the wedding of tam and Nancy - erm no as she’s in casualty

Maz Nieces. Annoying and can’t R.E.M. their names / tho I R.E.M. we did think Ronnie and ROXY annoying when we met them. And KAREN. And now we loved them /her

Will Evie get her claws out of tiff

And yes STACEY will go and see Jean and disappear for 6mths while preg

And when will BOBBIE NEW /OLD HEAD APPEAR

Probably jacks polo necks are too tight squeezinghis eyes together, gawd i hate those polo necks

The sound effect of Denny’s punch was hysterical. Sharon would have gone flying if someone had punched her that hard.

the ridiculously named Mica

Why is that ridiculous?

Youare, I used to love' the Bill ' as Burnside seemed such a real character and the policemen were always in the loo! ( long before ' loos for men and women together ' were a thing of course)
A lot of well known actors cut their teeth on that show.
Yes, jack's eyes have moved! Despite weird eyes and ears his still able to woo the ladies!

Does new head Ben know he’s not Michael Caine? He’s bloody dreadful

Nuben should’ve been slung in the back of that lorry and shipped off. He’s horrendous!

Poor hunter with no hi-lights. Prison life is tough for baby gangsters.

Why was Ben being horrible to Whitney? I don’t remember him e er having much to do with her? Jay would be better off with Ruby than Lola

What on Earth have they done to Ben? He's had a personality transplant along with the new head.

What’s Ben got over Lola that she’s so scared of him? Did he just turn up wherever she was living with Lexie and tell her she was doing as she was told now?

I don’t get the Ben/Lola relationship. As far as we know he had nothing to do with her or Lexie the whole time she was away from the square, he never talked about Lexie or showed any interest in being a dad, suddenly she’s with him & doing what she’s told

Yeah they’ve just given him a completely new personality to match his new head and it doesn’t work at all. It’s pretty much a whole new character.

Even the stuff with Jay. Why is he warning Lola off Jay? He and jay were brothers. Proper best friends who loved each other. They wouldve done anything for each other.

I think its all to showcase what an 'ard man Ben is now and its stupid. What can he have on Lola? I'm guessing the only thing is he is threatening to take Lexi because she did something unsuitable but surely she has as much over him? Or is he promising to pay for her big wedding? Why doesn't she just tell Ian, Phil and Billy what he is being like? And Keanu CAN'T just ignore people trafficking and pretend he did it? Why would he even bother when he knows that Phil would not be ok with it?

I was right about Chantelle and Gray? buying Kim's old house and accepting the job. I'm never right so am quite pleased with myself though as it was totally obvious I really really need to stop being quite so thrilled :).

Another one hating new Ben. He adds "sh" into every other word too has anyone noticed (notished)?

Or is the new 'ard man Ben a 'master manipulator' now??? How can he be when he was as incredibly thick before he left?

I think he’s earning Lola off Jay because he doesn’t want Jay to get hurt. Jay’s the only person he cared about

That should say warning not earning

My musings from today's episode:
Ben has a weird accent, he reminds of s rip of version of Fat Tony from the Simpsons.

Is Sharon wearing a wig? Her nasty extensions have disappeared but her hair looks like a Lego helmet.

And now I can't stop staring at jack's eyes and ears, I'm literally transfixed by them.

What's happened to Stuart? All the comings and goings with Tiff at Sonia's/Dots house but no sign of him? Have I missed something?

Is tiff lying about what happened to her? I can't remember that happening?

Nuben is just dreadful 🙄 he's come back as a wetland gangster reject. It was bad enough when they were in it.
Quite like the storyline though. Ken actually still has morals despite being caught up in it all.

I've been wondering about Stuart. Also Mock...

Nuben's character is really silly.

Mock stayed behind in Australia after the wedding. As you do.

I hadn't even noticed that .stuart had disappeared. You're all right though - he's not even been seen in the background which they usually manage with characters without a story.

Can rename Ben - Bin, in honour of the time he kicked a bin and in honour of his personality transplant being, well, a bit rubbish?