EASTENDERS 33 - NO NO NO NO SPOILERS

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No many stories I can think of tbh :(

Alfie - is he coming back ?

Phil will he find out about Shaza

Stuart and his conniving ways. Let’s hope he doesn’t get dots money

Will we see the wedding of tam and Nancy - erm no as she’s in casualty

Maz Nieces. Annoying and can’t R.E.M. their names / tho I R.E.M. we did think Ronnie and ROXY annoying when we met them. And KAREN. And now we loved them /her

Will Evie get her claws out of tiff

And yes STACEY will go and see Jean and disappear for 6mths while preg

And when will BOBBIE NEW /OLD HEAD APPEAR

Fab punch by shazza

@80’s it’s weird why phone does that to Phil

Yes Ian went to tell his son that the killer of his sister by his brother from another mother is coming out

Yes , my phone has changed Phil's name a few times.
Maybe there will be a story with Keanu trying to save Sharon and Louise?
Let's hope his been getting into training.

Caught up with last nights one - couple of observations:

was that a ' mumsnet ' scarf Chanelle was wearing?

Her husband seems ok - so, as someone else already said, he must be dodgy! He also looked like Mel's type of bloke..and yes, why would a hot shot ' brief' go to see clients in the local cafe and not some swanky office somewhere?
Chanelle must have money but they go for a burger at Beales?

Sharon is out of her league with those boys.
I have a feeling of dread about all that! as much as i am the first to ridicule Sharon and her hair extensions, she is an EE legend. lets hope nothing bad happens. Or Ken can save the day.Poor Jay, no luck with any of the ladies.

Who did Shazza almost marry of the brannings?

Jack.
Someone on here reminded us of it a few months ago. I had completely forgotten.

I cannot remember the storyline whatsoever

Jack and Sharon were once going to get married but she backed out. Can't remember why! Was years ago.
Poor Kim! I love Kim.

Goodness I can’t remember any of that either! How long ago are we talking?

That punch felt real!

Tanya and Max were about : I recall Sharon wearing one of Tanya's suits and jack walking in thinking it was Tanya; she turned round and they fell in love straight away!

Sharon has just run away from one wedding in a wedding dress. she called Phil to fetch her and that's when she came back in it after time away. Phil was with Shirley st that time.
It's vague , but they were all set to marry and they didn't go ahead.

Oh I remember Sharon turning up in a wedding dress! Can’t remember her and jack though. Might have to hunt through YouTube to refresh my memory.

Sharon ran out of an abusive relationship straight into jacks arms!
Then she finally married Phil.

The brannings obv have something

Between max and jack they have had most of the woman in the square

Plus sweaty derek and Kat

Blonde heaves

Max and jack. Yes, they have had their share of women.
Derek was horrible. Whatever Kat saw in him was a big mystery.

I get Max, just about, but Jack is one of the most boring bastards on the square. I don’t see why any women are attracted to him.

Jack has the biggest ears! I'm not keen at all : his relationship with Ronnie dragged on and on. He does nothing for me but I do like Max.

I YouTubed and Sharon and Jack were only 6 years ago!! Wow! You’re right, Ronnie and Jack really dragged, I would’ve sworn they’d been together far longer than that.

Dislike the story of men abusing women - Ben is being menacing towards Lola, Denny with Sharon. Is it the return of the old Denny? Wasn't Sharon going to put him into a really strict school at one point?

What are the odds that Chantelle and her husband will buy Kim's old house? Chantelle will take the job because she lives so near it and her kids will be able to form a relationship with their aunt/uncles/grandmother?
Why was her husband even IN the Square today?
And just how do Kim and Kat manage to do shots during the day and then go home and mind kids and babies who wake during the night?

I do remember the almost-wedding between Sharon and Jack - she turned up in the most awful unflattering black wedding dress, all stretchy lace and nylon, and the ceremony was going to be in that grotty nightclub. I wouldn't have blamed her if she did a runner but I can't actually remember whether it was her or Jack that pulled out.

No idea what the attraction is with Jack - he has zero charisma. The whole relationship with Ronnie was more off than on, and then when she dies it's suddenly the love affair of the decade.

Who was looking after kats and Kim’s children while they were sloshing about the club?

Who lived in Mels house before Mel? I know Jack owns it but who lived there - was it Janine’s
Lots of mentions of Vincent tonight, I’d love him to come back for Kim. Why is their house up for Auction when it’s never been properly up for sale? Houses in E London are worth an absolute fortune, Kim would definitely get some money once it was sold

That sound effect when Denny hit Sharon was pure comedy. It was a kapow straight out of Batman.

Where is Kim's baby? Pearl may be in nursery all day everyday, but the ridiculously named Mica is only four months old.

And Bex needs Kush to relieve some tension? There's a queue girlie.

Kim

Had some time to kill the other before taking ds to dentist and discovered an old episode of the Bill.
Jack was on there as a womanising policeman who was shagging a mother and daughter.

I guess some things never change

Anyone else think Jack's eyes are moving closer together? If it keeps up he'll have eye on one side of his face, more like a flatfish than the wet cod he is. I agree his ears are pretty pretty prominent - Jack the Wingnut.

..eyes..