Neighbours. We the undersigned petition for an extension to the well for Mea and Lizard and a dream sequence from Toadie where he wakes up and all is right with the world...

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Therese and Paul are in love
Toadie is devastated
Mark needs to find Kate in witness protection in Summer Bay in a visit there with Elly where she reunites with the Stewarts
Finn needs to bog off and take Mea with him.
Have I got it all??

Where was their mum at the wedding?

She was there, chatting to people, at the reception.

Sorry, did you mean Elly's mum? I meant Mark's.

Elly's mum wasn't invited, they cut her out of their lives after the whole Bea's diary in the pizza oven fiasco 😂

Oh yes. I quite liked her as she was entertaining.

Faye's illness seems to have been forgotten about

Curbside and Sleeping I took it to be her inner turmoil too but I just thought it was very unNeighboursy.

Yeah I did think ooh this is very conceptual.

Also surprised Karl didn't walk her down the aisle

Elly's red nosed crying is just so irritating.

I watched the wedding episode today (I'm a few days behind). Now personally I have never been in to the traditional white wedding dresses thing but wtf was Elly and her boring bridesmaids wearing?
Elly's dress didn't seem to fit her 'up top' and she had the same messy hairdo that she always has (ie looks like it could do with a brush). Chloe on the otherhand had the most severe hair I have ever seen in my life.
And Aaron and his suit - how tight were his trousers! Everything looked a bit squished!

I was laughing today at how short Elly’s dressing gown was, so her, only just covered her arse.

Still on the wedding - who doesn’t want random people in massive white aprons in the photos of them walking down the aisle?

Totally team Mark on this, love Chloe (and the actress that plays her) but she’s well out of order. Shes turned into her psycho ex without realising. Is she gone for good btw?

So Finn though, surely he’s faking it but as time goes on (a couple of episodes) we’ve not had an panto villain evil look to camera yet 🤔

Loved the slap Chloe's mum gave her!!
Totally deserved it, she is a brat!!

I agree

I mean violence is never OK and all but

Elly made the decision to marry Mark, she told him the truth and Mark was clearly destroyed and Chloe is sitting there going "oooh i bet if I went to see Elly now we could have make it better sex. Ooh where would we live together? I mean, me helping to tear my brothers life apart was just destiny cos Elly and I are like star crossed lovers. Ooh I def think we should both wear dresses when we get married but she'll have to carry the pregnancies"

Def on team Mark, but he is soooooooo het up on other people not telling him secrets that aren’t theirs to tell. So many times.

Not seen today’s yet but Mark has been a dick to Chloe plenty of times. I’m not saying it’s comparable but it might shift her loyalty. Plus she’s weirdly infatuated with Elly. It does concern me that she has that condition where to fall in love with inanimate objects.

The only person I blame is Elly.

Bare I'd considery little sister sleeping with my older sisters partner in the run up to their wedding as my secret to tell Tbh.

I was waiting for Chloe's mum to ask if she was on glue Chloe just sat there sighing over whether to go round to the Kennedy's. The allure of Elly must transcend all reason and sense of loyalty to one's sibling.

She must be good in bed

Ok all caught up. Chloe has gone from in love with Elly to creep stalker obsessed. I’m guessing the writers’ rationale for that is Elly giving her the go ahead.

Elly has treated them both appallingly and she seems to think she’s justified.

I think the slap was too much but probably because I hate Faye. It looked like Sheila would take Chloe in though. Prob to hear the goss.

Aaron should have told Mark it let Chloe.

When Mark can around the corner of Ramsey St I couldn’t help but notice his... erm... wedding present...

Oh and typical Bea, when your sister is getting all the attention, do something to make yourself feel the centre of the drama (still actually about your sister) instead of helping out.

And finally why would Finn reference Orlando and Miranda when they got to get her at the end of 2007? And why is he not more concerned he’s not 19!?!

@SleepingStandingUp well it ain't her personality

I must admit Chloe mooning over how happily ever after her and Elly are gonna be was a bit cuckoo but I still don't think she deserved a slap off her mother... suppose they couldn't have Mark do it though.

I don't like where they're taking the chloe character, yeah she was all for herself when she first came on the scene but to the extent of this? Would she really have done all of this?

And finally why would Finn reference Orlando and Miranda when they got to get her at the end of 2007?
What year does he think it is??

And why is he not more concerned he’s not 19!?!, I assume they just didn't show that cos we don't give a bloody damn. Where is his brother??

He thinks it’s 2007 but asking if a celeb couple who got together at the end of 2007 are still together is bizarre even if one is Aussie. Although I do think this is a Sophie Kinsella reference...

Sleeping if only the writers would stop showing us things we don’t give a damn about. Bye Bea, see ya Dipi, whatevs Yashvi, and Elly you can go weep in Lizard Lips’ hospital room until it drowns you both.

Pah!

I guess after the "i can''t talk politics" stuff it was meant to be "Oh im so young that this is my cultural background"