Neighbours. We the undersigned petition for an extension to the well for Mea and Lizard and a dream sequence from Toadie where he wakes up and all is right with the world...

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New thread. No spoilers. If you want spoilers, there's a spoiler thread.

Therese and Paul are in love
Toadie is devastated
Mark needs to find Kate in witness protection in Summer Bay in a visit there with Elly where she reunites with the Stewarts
Finn needs to bog off and take Mea with him.
Have I got it all??

Every day Mark yes. But angry mark? MmmmmmMmmmmmm!
This.
When he's angry he loses focus on his meh character and he's just Hot Scott. But only if he has a bit of stubble

And I cannot see Gary kiss Amy without sticking up a bit.

😂 I’m glad you clarified this. Sleeping might worry you were stealing her Gary.

Did Elly only move into Mark's with a suitcase? talk about living light!

Did Elly only move into Mark's with a suitcase?hmm talk about living light!

All her clothes are tiny though. She’s probably got hundreds of inappropriate work outfits in there.

😂

😂😂😂 I did not think of that! You're probably right 😂

Either that or her suitcase is like Ramsey Street houses and there’s actually a whole bedroom in there.

Maybe that’s how they do it? Maybe when someone turns up in a taxi with a suitcase an entire furnished bedroom pops up out of it and attaches to whichever house they move in to.

I actually watched half an episode today. Elly is a twat.

This thread has made me laugh though. I keep imagining AGnu at home with her special Perspex screen that she’s scribbled all over like a Scandinavian detective. You could pitch a new programme to Australian telly called ‘Who Do You Think You’ve Shagged?’

😂😂😂🤣

Poor Jimmy must be very confused. Will Kyle be his step-dad or his step-brother?

Ahhh that was so good! Love Elly getting her comeuppance! Susan looked like she was going to combust 😂

@MiddleClassProblem Dippi is awol, I'm claiming Shane.

Yes Susan's angry face was amazing. Is she gonna be bunking up with Bea now?

I was worried they left all those candles unattended for so long

Soooo, Mark is single now right? And didn’t he once have a thang with Naomi? Which means that on the current Ramsey St family sex tree, he’s due to hook up with...Sheila! Given that he’s shagged her daughter and she’s shagged his dad it must be a shoe-in.

Gotta love old Dr KK coming round all holier than thou to ‘share Mark’s pain’. I’m not sure I’d be massively keen to bare my wounded soul to someone who was equating ‘My wife cheated on me with my sister, lied about being pregnant, tried to lure me back, had a one night stand, got pregnant for realz, didn’t tell me and passed off the scan of my dead baby as her own and I remain unhappily childless’ with ‘the woman I cheated on my wife with lied to me about the paternity of her baby. I kept shagging her and she then got pregnant with my fourth (?) child’

she’s shagged his dad lol no she didn’t! Or not that we know of...

I thought Russell and Sheila had a thing?

Oh I thought you meant Naomi 😂

I thought you got muddled that Paul was his dad

Could still happen!

We need Mark to get angry more often , it's a big improvement . Susan is going to have to turn a few cartwheels to be super understanding pink and fluffy Susan towards Elly after her awful behaviour . It says something at the moment that Finn is one of the more sympathetic characters in it . Who is next on Mark's list of potential wives - or maybe he could decide he's gay if he's run out of female options .

See whilst I agree Re comparison of Karl and I s off, I like the fact he came round and offered his support

Susan was my favourite in that episode. I loved how she was clearly furious with Elly but still recognised that she needed support & wasn't going to kick her out on the street. I think that takes a lot of strength. I'd have dragged her out & slammed the door!

There really are no more suitable women left for Mark, are there?! I suppose Amy looks to be becoming single shortly after the "surprise, I've taken away all your control & decided we're going to get married right now in the living room instead of letting you plan the wedding you want" fiasco. I doubt she'll be single for long though & I can't imagine it'll be Mark she's shacking up with this time next week...! Maybe he & Roxy could get together after the Abernethy nonsense is over - he has form for large age gaps! Or maybe he & Bea will consol each other after seeing Elly & Finn supporting each other & jumping to conclusions. Keeping it in the family is the Neighbourly thing to do!

The problem with hot, angry mark is that soon he will dissolve into sad, wet, moping Mark. And that’s not fun for anyone!

Meh Bare, I'm going home after the sex. This isn't a relationship.

I also loved Susan in that episode, she looked really furious.