Great British Sewing Bee- only staples and glue guns are allowed

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I thought I would make a new thread quickly seeing that the first one is nearly full

Bloody marvellous Halsall. Love it.

No one looks good in cycling Lycra.... though I like the thought of home sewn bib shorts!!!
Maybe I’ll try it for husbands birthday!

32 minutes and counting

muppet welcome, can’t get quite get the image of Patrick in cycling shorts out of my head.

I'm in bed, Pringles at the ready aaaand my friend has called me with a crisis (aka she's pissed and sick of her life )
Guess I'm not watching tonight

Everybody ready to rumble?

Evening all

Bloody Greg Arseface is still on my TV

I'm in bed with the electric blanket on and girlcat under my knees. Perfect!

Halsall, I am in AWE, I tell you!

Sparkles, tell friend to watch the Wasp for life steadying assistance.

Lovely shirt!

Well done Halsall!

I see theWaker is in my neck f the woods at a cheese factory next week. If only I'd known . . .

And I'm sorry Muppet, but if you're going to get the girls over-excited we may have to ban you.

We must have many jealous mumsnetters now!

Fuzzy! I'm also in bed with the electric blanket on and a cat nearby Not conforming to any stereotypes i'm sure

Joe honestly, wears the worst shirts.

*the Wanker, not theWaker

I apologise - I am typing with fingers sticky with rice and pea crisp crumbs.

Installed on the sofa with a cup of cocoa ready to watch and I've just realised that I forgot to warm it up!. Thank goodness for time shift!

An episode that starts with stroking Patrick must be good, surely

Schaden you sort of hope someone pushes him in the vat of molten cheese

Schady, did you mean Baker, or something else entirely?

Crisis averted, she's mooched off to cry into her wine. I'm aware that I sound like a bitch but this is every time she has a drink and quite frankly its boring now.

Can't believe it's quarter final week already- how can we only have 2 more weeks left 😭😭😭

Why is Patrick wearing his grandad's jacket? It does nothing for his body.

I Still, we rock! We have it all sussed.

A linen jacket is just cruel!

Not quite Baker Puffling, no

This will be a hard challenge, I think

That jacket looks a bit naff, if I might say so . . .