Donkeys On Ice are getting good!

[TheSassyAssassin]

New thread for donkey fans...

They are certainly building this up.

Could they not get rights to Pirates of the Caribbean music then??

Pirates?!

Now THAT was a jump

She's very bendy.

I am far too shy about my lady parts to be a skater.

This treasure song doesn't really go

Mystified as to what that had to do with pirates.

I nearly fell off the soafa in shock at those 10s.

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That was not 10worthy. (IMO). There was a stumble or two and they missed out the planned final lift.

Oh ok bubbly come out of the corner (and we'll sit on you at voting time to prevent Elvis McFatty getting your votes)

I think it was the best one but not worth 10's.

Didn't Wes in JJ's video thing do a single axel jump or whatever it's called? Isn't that a harder jump?

Hmm...still think Wes looks rushed and not secure enough - hence dropping his partner so badly in rehearsal - don't think he fully finishes off his moves etc, so hasn't got the same grace or lines as some of the others have. But maybe it's just me 🤷‍♀️

I like that he looks like he's really enjoying it.

No, I agree with you Sassy. He looks like a speed skater trying to go as fast as he can. He seems fearless but that's not good when you are partnering someone.

I agree Sassy, although it's not as bad as it was.

Tell me, why am I persisting in watching this drivel?

Brian is Greggggg on skates

That is so true Myimaginary

FGS - Holly is literally standing there going ‘look at my tits’

I'm thinking the same, Fuzzy, it's mainly for the company!

FGS - Holly is literally standing there going ‘look at my tits’

It does rather look that way, Bear

Tell me, why am I persisting in watching this drivel?

It is soul destroyingly dire this week.

Oh that was supposed to be not

Sorry

I usually quite like her but she’s sold out tonight.

Plus, has she had a boob job as she looks to have a scar on her right breast?