Donkeys On Ice are getting good!

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New thread for donkey fans...

Rage true, about Saara.

I've got some vodka in.
I might have a small one .

Hey donkey fans, what is up with the patches on Holly's dress looks like there was an a wardrobe malfunction just before she went on and then they had to do a make shift patch job before she went on m

Well this is... Interesting. Don't think it's going to win many fans from home or the panel.

I actually quite enjoyed that routine. Possibly because it's been choreographed by Jane and Chris.

I enjoyed that.

I thought it was great! Fun and packed

Hahaha shows what I know! Ten!?!?!

What didn't you like about it?

She's got such an annoying voice!

I didn't love all the extra skaters. It's a bit like Strictly when they have supporting dancers at Wembley etc.

I'll have to give it another watch.

Oh i did like the extra skaters!

My ex DP was a physicist. He didn't have muscles like Wes.

IRL fluorescent tubes are frighteningly delicate Gareth. I broke it before I had chance to think of skating!

I love Jason.

Dunno really, just didn't click with me. Could be that I'm just in a bit of a shite mood anyway and the wine hasn't taken hold yet!

The judges have peaked early.

All this stuff about Wes going from being a design engineer to Dancing on Ice, no mention of him shagging his way through Love Island. I suppose it is pre watershed, but that's what actually brought him to the public's attention.

At the start of that I had flashbacks to Oti and Graham's Strictly workout.
I get it, Wes has pecs (to go with my Becks) but preferred Chico who used to do that kind of skate tongue in cheek.
Fair play for him being able to hold his own amongst the pros though.

Jason , perv , eugh ...

It was a v good and fun routine tbf to him but still not connecting to him as a performer somehow. I have just voted for James!

Have some more wine MrsWidgery then you'll soon forget about your mood.

Jason , perv , eugh ... Yeh that's really not acceptable!

What did Jason say? I missed it?

Too many tens already!! It just becomes too sycophantic and then people just go and vote for favourites regardless

X Factor and Strcitly do this, too,

Did I just see Alan Titchmarsh in the line up for that John Barrowman show?

Me too Rage

I thought we were going to veer into this territory:

It's no good trying to hide behind Phil and cover it with your arm, Holly, we've seen it now.