Donkeys On Ice are getting good!

[TheSassyAssassin]

New thread for donkey fans...

Oh is Beth Tweddle up the duff?

We used to cheer her on with "Beth Tweddle, get a medal".

Vanessa has a remarkable six pack

Oh please let the judges put Saara through! We don't really want an all male final, do we??

Saara! Saara! Saara!

Yes Beth expecting her first, due in a couple of months

I want the judges to save Saara. I bet they'll save Burgervan Brian. I hope he falls on his arse!

Oh no... miles out of time at the end there.

That was a lovely routine

A couple of months?? Gosh, she's rather slimmer than Meghan M!

I hope they save Saara!

Brian's doing serious?? Gosh.

She's due in May I think Piggy

Oops Brian!

Whoops....!

OUCH

Oh I missed the fall!

WAAAAAAH Ha ha ha ha ha (sorry, but Brian went splat)

The inevitable happened I feel. Poor girl's skirt is all ripped.

They were doing really well until then

Oh no, I think Alex has hurt her mouth

Has Alex hurt her mouth?

Oh Brian! :( :(

This will make Saara feel undeserving, too.

Alex's arm is all red.