Donkeys On Ice are getting good!

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New thread for donkey fans...

Jason is wearing pigeon road kill around his throat, I think.

I know Raahh, fair play to James if he's continuing with a hernia. I'm def Team James now!

V brave of Saara to do the headbanger. That was ok but don't think she'll be in the final...

I really don't like Wes and Vanessa

I'm surprised the insurance allows the headbanger.

I found that routine quite awkward with too much cheesy faffing.

Saara looks pretty tonight. Holly's hair is indeed a mess!

Piggy I saw an advert for Coach Trip. What was JJ like on it?

yay! That makes 4 people who have watched Coach Trip! Me, DH, DS2 and ellenora Classy TV.

JJ was good on CT. He was surrounded by prize twats, inlcuding two twerps who kept leering at Ola. He behaved with surprising dignity. He made some enemies. TBH, James and Ola were the only remotely well known people on it!

He fell out big time with Jedward. Natch.

I think we've reached the stage of the competition where the camera work tries to make the contestants looks better so we don't all feel we've wasted hours of our lives.

Ha I was going to ask who the other celebs were! Poor Ola.

Were Jedward on it 😂

They are so horrendously unlikeable. Wonder if they'll do DOI!?

Interesting ad break, no products at all, just trailers for new drama.

Holly and Phil are not funny, they drive me mad

Evening donkeyfans. Late to the party, hope I haven't missed anything.

Jedward is/are extraordinary.

They were awful on it Piggy, they've never grown up

Nearly everything I wore in 1985 was that colour...

I think you might be right Tinsel

Is this series average or below average for competent skating celebs? Everyone seems very slow and deliberate this year bar Wes and James. Saara started off well but hasn't really improved imo. Brian has improved but still isn't v good.

My memory may be deceiving me!

Very impressive solo bit from Wes there.

Wes has no grace on the ice.

Only Saara so far Fuzzy. She did a headbanger. I'm afraid I'm a bit blasé about them now because (thankfully) everyone seems to emerge from them unscathed.

Well, looking like that, they can pop out to the nearest motorway later and pick up some cones.

Where is Wes actually from? There aren't that many nuclear plants?

Gareth don't think anyone will ever be as good as Ray Quinn.

Cheers catfleas