EASTENDERS 32 - your money or your life if you post a spoiler !!!!!

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Can I just mention that I said Denny’s drone wouid recied the spray painting 😇😇😇😇

Not many storylines apart from

Where is Alfie - tho do we care

Will Phil kill Alfie if he finds him

Will Phil kill shazza or keanu when he finds out about the affair. And he will find out

Will Kat run off with Alfie and cherry

Will Kathy ever come back

What’s wrong with raine

Will munter and MEL return?

And I say this every time but bobby new head must be coming back soon

I woke up thinking about EE this morning. The ridiculous and pointless story of Masood's relative taking Mick's jacket and setting off a fire alarm. Just why?

But more particularly I was thinking about Kat's reaction to one of them talking/chatting up Martin. It was early in the day. People were not drunk. Kat's reaction to the girl was 'Stop chatting up Martin or do you want me to come over there to you and give you one/show you what I'm capable of' type of thing.

What kind of pub are Linda and Mick running? In a normal pub someone as aggressive as Kat would be told to leave and if she didn't the police would be called.

We all know EE isn't based on realism and has a history of thuggery and morders that is so far removed from everyday life that its considered entertaining but last night got me wondering if IEE isnormalising bullying/aggressiveness.

Skipper; I've not seen it yet but I can imagine Karen's overreacting to this situation.
I agree that showing aggression as the only way of resolving conflicts isn't a good role model for people watching who may think this is normal behaviour in order to challenge anything they might not like. Normally they start off ok, but suddenly the voice raises and the shouting kicks off! I remember my brother mentioning this once ( and one of the reasons he doesn't watch any soaps)
When characters do talk things through properly and are rational it's a breath of fresh air!

What's with the flies ? Mentioned twice in the Vic.

Is there a body?

Dum Dum Duuuummm

I think the flies was just lazy writing used to highlight that Kat (with her £40K) wasn’t doing her job properly. I do t u detstsnd the mugs/canisters - do people buy them and leave them in the bar to be washed and ready for the next time they come on? I take it only very tegulars can do this but how do they regulate the measurement? Can they be popped into the glass washer? Or must they be washed and dried by hand? Isn’t that a lot of extra work for the bartender?

Haribo made me laugh.
Maybe they are just trying to make up NN before we go now

How about the new R and R become liquorice and Haribo?

I caught up today.
I thought that ; the writers thought let's get the nicknames in for the new characters before those pesky Mumsnetters do.

I think they might be alright ; making friends with the flaky Slater family may be a work of genius! Enemies close and all that..
Sharon was funny though ' the man I love' yeah, Phil, it isn't you !
Tiff looked unhappy at Bernie having a hit online. Sounds dodgy though.
Karen does upset so well.
What on earth is Rainie up to? All this doing dinner for the invisible Dot, then leaving it all to super Sonia to finish off.
I even felt a bit sorry for Hunter ; I'm going soft in my dotage.

Where was their 2/3y old been so long can’t remember his name! Surely fire alarm sounds at night you would grab your sleeping child from upstairs. Given anyone can walk upstairs at any time I would put door there years ago.

Very true Akire! Then again as Ollie is invisible most of the time, I suppose he’d be hard to find to abduct! Who is supposed to be looking after him when the family are all in the bar. They always look surprised when somebody appears in their kitchen/living room ‘What’s he doing here’ so obviously don’t hear anyone coming up the stairs. With Stuart living across the road with form for breaking in and creeping around, you would imagine they would have high security for that alone!

Nobody cares about baby Ollie ( he is 3 or 4now ?) I didn't think of him at all either poor kid.
How did the new girl know where the kitchen was etc? How come nobody saw her sneaking about? She's never been in the pub before either. It was rushed wasn't it?

Ollie is 4 in May. 8th May. The day before my mums bday. Hence I R.E.M.

So sept he will be at school all day and vanished

4 ? Gosh time flies eh?

ALways impressed at other people’s memories, I can’t remember their names. 4 is super big wonder if they will change heads soon.

Poor Bernie, I’m guessing this date is a wind up?

Probably Evil Evie and her red coat behind it all Nancy.

What happened to Mels house? I know munter has been arrested but that doesn’t mean her house would suddenly become as messy as a squat!

If half be tempted to think Max has run off with baby Abi for a new life and bye bye Raine but he’s just spent loads of unexplained money on the restaurant. Who knows.

I hope Max hasn't run off! I like his grumpy face about town.

Oh no! Mel's going to 'seduce' Ian isn't she? And he will fall for it I bet!

Wasn’t the club half worth about £250k how much a defence cost??

I actually feel queasy at the thought of Ian's smug face at the club with Mel , or even another wedding! I hope he tells her to do one but I bet he won't.

Have pay me More than 12k kiss Ian never met anything else!

71k on that bank statement - would that be enough to shag Ian Beale? Not for me, and I am well skint!

I would shag the late Dr Legg for £71k. I reckon Ian would at least be quick.

Didn't Max take Jack to France to get him out of Mel's way? Of course taking a small baby along can only increase the fun they can have. Presumably Jack's brood have gone along for the trip too. Needless to say baby Abi, whose adoption was never celebrated so must not be through yet, had no issues leaving the country without a passport!

Mel's squat is indicative of her heavy drinking over the weekend? At least we can finally see that verbal contracts are actually not worth anything.

Evie is really going to have it in for Bernadette now though :(

Little Bailey is a wise little owl. Nice kid.

Any reason for Kim's extended holiday? Isn't Nigel only in Scotland? He could have made a return to Dr Legg's funeral too, considering he was practically adopted by Dot and would know how much he'd need her. Strange thinking of all the old characters like Nigel and Heather that they got rid of and replaced with really poor ones. I'm guessing the older sister is running from an arranged marriage or dropped out of college? It can't be too bad if after a weekend, they wondered if they might be better off going home!

I've no idea what happened to Max - in recollection he simply vanishes with no explanation! I hadn't even twigged that Jack isn't there either.