Great British Sewing Bee...

[BertrandRussell]

Does anyone know when it’s on?

Jesus I used to have some cotton dungarees in a tie die pattern not dissimilar to tom’s garish favrix

Dillite, we are dilliteful (see what I did there?). Unless prevented from watching, we we are all the demons from hell unleashed.

Omg hes giving himself extra seamage there with the panel, silly boy!

Good. I like Joe - thank you for the reassurance fleas

How do you pee in a jumpsuit without getting it all over the floor or the seat? Especially when you hover over the seat? Or are you supposed to take it off before peeing?

I want some of those little weight thingies.

Oooh! I like that bambi pattern

fuzzy I see what you did there and I like it

I like Jen - I’m not keen on that pattern she’s chosen though.

You don't dillite

You end up with it on the floor in a pub toilet in everybody else's wee.

This is why I stopped wearing them, even though in The Day, I looked STUNNING in one.

You have to take it off. I haven’t worn one since the 70s or 80s. If I made one now I'd do crafty separates.

I think you have to strip to pee in a jumpsuit

I have never had a jumpsuit. Should I get one?

A military style jumpsuit. Reminds me of when Jeff Banks redesigned the Brownie uniform.

schaden ugh that's quite grim really. Especially when you think of the amount of women wearing them on a night out.

Mr Schaden has returned, but alas for him I have claimed Squatters' Rights on the telly.

Mustard. A colour I cannot pretend to like.

I'd like some of that mustard denim.

I am liking the explanations this year.

Puffling They are not a good idea if you are long in the body.

I have that peacock fabric!

Schady, tell him the next challenge is nus habits. He'll be enthralled.

Nun's for goodness sake.

The contrast between Riccardo and Patrick is quite fascinating.

The peacock fabric is stunning dillite

Nun's habits! That might just work.