Great British Sewing Bee...

[BertrandRussell]

Does anyone know when it’s on?

Dangerously unwearable. Like so much of my wardrobe...

Love that little denim halter dress of Jen’s. I could see those selling in Top Shop or somewhere

As long as I can rely on a jury of my peers Puffling.

I know you lot wouldn't let me down.

How the fuck would you judge that lot?

These re-fashion challenges are rarely very successful, sadly

Is TA lady a steampunk? There are some very very talented sewers on there.

Schady, as ever, you were here with me. We know the drill.

There are nuns in this Midsomer episode - I suspect it's Mr S's secret fantasy - such a contrast to the foul-mouthed ole bat he's married to.

I like that winning halter neck.

There must be a lot of widows on this site Puffling

I have forgotten, the Sewing Bee thread, was it a ruthless thread like X-factor or a nice one, like Strictly?

BoHoBri??? looked more corpse bride meets the 80's

Bastard! I've just tried to watch it in real time online and it bloody won't let me! I could just spit!

Jumpsuits! That's a lot of crotch touching, especially of unknown woman.

This is a nice thread. dillite

We are all nice people here.

Cotton jumpsuit! This should be good .

*women not woman

It’s not a crutch, it’s a crotch Esme!

AM watching briefly in adverts . . .

Esme was a bit of a looker in her day

Love, love, love this programme. So glad it's back!

It's like GBBO used to be, especially when they help each other.

Have also sent him to make tea - am feigh=ning severe dehydration.

Don't worry Schaden, it was slow getting going. We haven't had time to establish any favourites. Joe's doing well though.

To be fair I can see Rhianna in the baggy sleeve top. (I'm a little behind).

*feigning, not feigh=ning