Great British Sewing Bee...

[BertrandRussell]

Does anyone know when it’s on?

Bloody hell - HatGuy has cocked that up!

I like Mercedes' pair - I would wear that pattern now,

Dillite, your boycat has more reason to moan than mine! Hope he's OK!
We'll impressed by cwmbran (been there) knowing Janet. Kudos.

Riccardo;s are fab!

Riccardo's flares were the best I would say, except for the waistband

Riccardo looks a lot better for a haircut and beard trim

The psychedelic fabric conceals most of the faults.

fuzzy he's fine, back to being a dick to everyone in the house.

I think Leah could have won that if she hadn't cut the material wrongly - but Jen's jeans are superb

He does, Wolf

I hadn't realised quite how handsome he is.

Leah so shouldve checked her piles!

Patrick looked like he was about to knock Esme off her feet with his pogo-ing

Patrick pogo-ing was worth seeing.

Patrick pogos

This should be fun!

I'm surprised how poorly these were finished off in most cases. Jen seems to be emerging as a winner.

"My nature means I will always prioritise quality over speed" sounds like an interview answer to the question "what would you say was your weakest characteristic?". Like "I'm just too much of a perfectionist."

Jellykat

My life is complete!

Fab project, takes me back

Patrick pogoing is the best thing I’ve ever seen.

Why is Ben wearing my nan's rug?

"My nature means I will always prioritise quality over speed"

translation: "I am a right fanny and cannot accept criticism in any form"

At least if they don't finish, they can just use a load of safety pins and say it was meant to be like that!

Ah, the S&M challenge...

HOT PANTS!!!!!

I had a hot pants suit in purple velvet!

Was FAB!

I want their haberdashery! Some of those items look so cool.