Emmerdale, the place you can get away with any crime.....if you're a dingle

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Will the surprise wedding go ahead

Will Debbie get away with another hideous crime in the new year

Will Daz confess instead of letting his daughter take the blame

Who can't wait to see Graham get one over on Robert and Nicola

Exactly this storyline is creaking it’s so full of holes !

Was Pete’s beard as full and bushy last night?

Does Jacob licking his lips when he's talking to Mia creep anyone else out??

So hasn’t Maya slept with Jacob then before?

When Maya took him by the hand it was like mother and son. Gross. Jacob's birthday used to be in March!

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Soaps are always terrible at remembering birthdays, unless they were Christmas Day babies that is, surely there’s someone behind the scenes whose job it is to remember such things?

Maybe they didn't want it to be overshadowed by Brexit

Little Kyle has been good in his scenes this week.

Funny how kerry suddenly takes an interest in Amy after never having asked after her before. And how convenient that we now find out that Eric has been in touch with her all along, even though she didn't come back when val died, nor when it was clear Kyle's granny wasn't going to press charges and carked it.

Omg! And now Vanessa is giving rhona pain meds!!!

I couldn't believe the hospital gave Rhona a prescription for strong painkillers after Pete told them about her addiction

Pete and Victoria both want a baby so I wouldn't be surprised if they have a drunken fling soon followed by a pregnancy.

Ellis just asked Pete to move in without checking with Aaron. What is it with that family!

I don’t think it’s that unbelievable that the hospital would give Rhona painkillers even knowing she was addicted, her own GP would be less likely to give her them though.

Jane yet again I am in awe of your remembering soap details skills! how on earth did you remember his birthday was in March?? Amazing.

Jacob looks like he is growing his hair out to match Maya’s

Is Maya less of a predator because she didn’t go through with sex or am I way off?

Why does Ellis have to ask Aaron? He's not living with them is he? He said he was living on his own and it was quiet. Isn't he living in the flat above Aaron? They don't own both do they?

Yes, you're way off Miss. She's been grooming him for months.

I innocently thought Jacob's hair was nice and then I felt bad! It's all Maya's fault

Maxi it's a pretty useless skill. Even the people who write Emmerdale don't bother learning these details

Yes she has been grooming but wondering if it was just the picture of Jacob as a young boy with David that put her off, or did she suddenly have a conscience?

He's renting off Smidge yes Ellis rents off Aaron.

I don't know how i jumbled that sentence up but Aaron (or Liv really) own both flats!

Miss she is a total pervert.

Her seeing the picture isn't relevant at all Miss and tbh it bothers me that you're trying to minimise it all - would you feel the same if the genders were reversed?

I hope the story doesn’t drag on for ages with Jacob and the pervy teacher, dying for that one to come out in the story!

I’m not minismising it at all, I was only asking, bear in mind I don’t watch Emmerdale everyday and why would I see it different if roles were reversed? I know women can and are perverts too, it’s only a soap so please don’t try and attack me for apparently minimising it!

Christ Maya is good at playing games isn't she, poor Jacob is so messed up he's apologising for talking to Liv when Maya told him to make it look real, this has got to stop, its beyond uncomfortable viewing now.

Was Kerry hiding behind the curtains, if so she'll have seen Eric read the card, wonder if Amy is coming back, I'd be surprised if she did though, unless its an Amy with a new head.