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A teaspoon of unicorn jus within a perimeter of leek. Masterchef The Professionals: The Final 4

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OComeHalsallYeFaithful · 18/12/2018 20:08

Thanks to Schaden and Shirley for title inspiration.

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GoldenSyrupLion · 20/12/2018 20:01

Stop saying "Runner up isn't an option" FFS.

Taffeta · 20/12/2018 20:01

Lolly
Oli
And the spare

Kill the spare [channels Voldemort]

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 20/12/2018 20:01

A lolly cake, Grouchy?

GrouchyKiwi · 20/12/2018 20:02

Awww, Schaden, looks like your thoughtful post was right.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 20/12/2018 20:02

A family of two mothers, this is very interesting. Must have been a difficult childhood. Schaden, you were right!

GoldenSyrupLion · 20/12/2018 20:03

What's Judy Murray doing on this?

Grinchly · 20/12/2018 20:03

Originally born Chucky? He has been resurrected then? But wait is he seating he was brought up in a lesbian household- how interesting!

fourbaubles · 20/12/2018 20:03

Well that's torn it. Chucky has 2 mums. Bollocks I feel I have to love him a little bit now.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 20/12/2018 20:03

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GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 20/12/2018 20:04

Sooooooo . . . . unconventional early life . . . .

GrouchyKiwi · 20/12/2018 20:04

Here you are, Schaden: lolly cake.

Dean's fiancée is BEAUTIFUL.

GoldenSyrupLion · 20/12/2018 20:04

Wasn't expecting that.

Taffeta · 20/12/2018 20:04

We are pregnant

No love. No.

Grinchly · 20/12/2018 20:04

Wow.we are all going to feel guilty now for dissing him schaden you were right

fourbaubles · 20/12/2018 20:04

He's punching well above his weight.

Grinchly · 20/12/2018 20:05

What a stunning young woman...

Taffeta · 20/12/2018 20:05

ROFL @ Nanna Judy Murray Grin

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 20/12/2018 20:05

He obviously has hidden depths - and she is a lot less shallow than I am, that she's plumbed them*

*NOT a euphemism!

Taffeta · 20/12/2018 20:06

Schaden - think you were right about the friendship issues as a kid. He’s done fucking brilliantly.

Grinchly · 20/12/2018 20:06

Hidden lengths possibly? Snarf.

Taffeta · 20/12/2018 20:06

Yuh he must have a massive cock

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 20/12/2018 20:06

I’ve just realised Greggggg has two pairs of glasses which he wears. That is very disconcerting, like changing the side of your parting (but I suppose he can’t do that Xmas Confused)

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 20/12/2018 20:07

Don't worry - he is proud of himself!

Taffeta · 20/12/2018 20:07

Madame Pic’s Where’s Wally glasses tho

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 20/12/2018 20:07

Grinchy!!!

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