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Bladdery Worms! Masterchefs getting seriously Professional Here

943 replies

whatashower · 05/12/2018 22:02

It’s the semis part deux.

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GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 11/12/2018 20:46

*Used milk mousse"

USED MILK?????

WFT?

whatajollysnowshower · 11/12/2018 20:46

Oooh I love Luke’s dish. I would devour that.

whatajollysnowshower · 11/12/2018 20:46

“Ewes milk”?

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 11/12/2018 20:47

I heard “used milk” too Schaden. Feel a bit queasy now...

fourbaubles · 11/12/2018 20:47

Do they mean ewe's milk Schaden? I have no idea either,

whatajollysnowshower · 11/12/2018 20:47

As opposed to koala milk or bat milk obvs

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 11/12/2018 20:47

You lost me at aubergine, I'm afraid.

I like all of that but not aubergine. Is the Devil's own vegetable.

fourbaubles · 11/12/2018 20:47

snap shower

whatajollysnowshower · 11/12/2018 20:47

Bye bye Shell

GrouchyKiwi · 11/12/2018 20:47

Dammit, Michelle. I was counting on you.

MarshaBradyo · 11/12/2018 20:48

Too much

fourbaubles · 11/12/2018 20:48

Why would you burn white chocolate? Wanky wank.

Wolfcub · 11/12/2018 20:49

I have to say burned white chocolate sounds grim

Pencilmuseum · 11/12/2018 20:49

what make are Monica's Union Jack specs? getting bored now

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 11/12/2018 20:49

OH . . ."ewe's milk"

Thank you *shower(

Footle · 11/12/2018 20:50

If the good lord had meant chocolate to be white he would have had to get planning permission.

Binglebong · 11/12/2018 20:50

I like Luke. Luke is chilled. Be more like Luke.

Also I would happily try anything William cooks. He really has a good way of cooking.

fourbaubles · 11/12/2018 20:51

Well that's William and Shell gone. Bugger. Unless Larry....................

GrouchyKiwi · 11/12/2018 20:51

Dammit William!

This is a crappy episode. Angry

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 11/12/2018 20:51

Don’t try and make him cry, Gregg you sod!

Footle · 11/12/2018 20:51

Oh William. Gregg should be calling you Sir.

fourbaubles · 11/12/2018 20:51

Oh now that's pretty

hobnobsaremyfavourite · 11/12/2018 20:51

You twat GregAngry

Wolfcub · 11/12/2018 20:52

Greg was a total bastard to William. I want to stab him

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 11/12/2018 20:52

Apple spaghetti?

What is happening to food these days?

Spaghetti comes in a tin, in red sauce.

Poor, poor William- they should have cut that bit out where he addressed the Twat as "Sir". It's not fair on him.

It's a measure of how sick the poor lad is feeling.