Bladdery Worms! Masterchefs getting seriously Professional Here

[whatashower]

It’s the semis part deux.

That's pretty!

Wonder which football teams those colours are for.

I looked up Lardo and am none the wiser.

NOT because it’s vegetarian, I hasten to add, because it’s ad hoc. I would be paralysed with fear and still be staring at the ingredients when they had moved on to filming the final.

Ooh! I like Florentines.

Patronising twat Gregggg.

Larry is very down bless him

Got to puppy wrangle. Too thick chocolate? Fuck off Marcus.

Gregg is on suicide watch for Laurence. Wonder if sat Bains is outside

That's a pineapple Monica.

Limes are little green things.

Ask Gregggg - he'll keep you right.

Nope, Sean. I am not a fan of yours.

Holy Hera, the smells emanating from my puppy could curdle milk.

schaden I am pretty sure Lardo IS a Dangermouse villain but just to make absolutely sure I will force myself to watch the entire DM back catalogue tomorrow (rather than deal with all this Xmas shit)

Too many different fruits Will

Execution is vital!

How he can say that to Gregggg without realising the irony, I don't know.

You are a star shower.

Not many people would sacrifice themselves so selflessly.

Larry has blown it. He's a wee bit sulky. Not attractive.

Fuck off greg

Oh dear!

It ^isn't set is it?

Oh William ..”runny” only ever good with eggs

Uh-oh. William's having a nightmare. Who will give us the kitchen philosophy if he goes home?

Will rewhipping in an empty kitchen?

So much tension

pigfat with herbs seemingly. not too appetising I would suggest (gags discreetly). and whilst we are at it - is palm oil frowned on because of the environmental issues or because it tastes funny?

I want to try Luke's dish. -Looks quite exciting

Please don't send William home

I would not be able to eat all that beetroot and especially not in a white top.