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It's Ken Doll vs Chucky. Masterchef The Professionals Thread 4

921 replies

Halsall · 28/11/2018 20:28

Let battle commence.

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GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 05/12/2018 20:31

I agree shower - a ship's biscuit and a barrel of grog is more along their lines, I think.

Shirleyphallus · 05/12/2018 20:31

No name change for me as a phallus is a year-round festivity

Grinchly · 05/12/2018 20:31

I did my festive name change last timeGrin

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 05/12/2018 20:32

I could devour that pudding in a heartbeat . . .

OComeHalsallYeFaithful · 05/12/2018 20:32

Shirley GrinGrinGrin

MarshaBradyo · 05/12/2018 20:32

Aren’t they lucky to eat so well

Grinchly · 05/12/2018 20:33

Drinking game phrase for this bit ' plate of food' Grin

whatashower · 05/12/2018 20:33

four I grappled for hours trying to change my name for a Halloween and nearly topped myself with frustration so might give it a pass for Xmas 🤣

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 05/12/2018 20:33

"HarktheShirleyphallussings"?

Footle · 05/12/2018 20:33

And I wish it could be you, Gregg

GrouchyKiwi · 05/12/2018 20:33

Aww crap. Damned grocer ruining the show.

OComeHalsallYeFaithful · 05/12/2018 20:33

WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?

fourquenelles · 05/12/2018 20:33

There should be a warning before Gobbo The Gurning Grocer turns up.

pizzapineapple · 05/12/2018 20:33

The diners were all so apparently well educated etc... but don't know the difference between less and fewer Hmm

Pencilmuseum · 05/12/2018 20:33

also forgotten my password and also distracted by beige Gregg

GrouchyKiwi · 05/12/2018 20:34

No no no, Marcus. Attention to detail being explicit is something else entirely.

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 05/12/2018 20:34

Did they have to bring Greggggg back?

I mean, really?

OComeHalsallYeFaithful · 05/12/2018 20:34

Erm..........Sometimes there are no words.

whatashower · 05/12/2018 20:34

Well this bit is a huge gift for shirley

pizzapineapple · 05/12/2018 20:34

Aww poor Greggggg

FreshEyre · 05/12/2018 20:34

Late to this and my first picture is of shiny chef pumping up a bladder to put a chicken in in.

World gone mad.

Shirleyphallus · 05/12/2018 20:35

Schady that is extremely impressive!! 👏🏼

GodrestyemerrySchadenfreud · 05/12/2018 20:35

Chicken in Pig's Bladder?

Watch you don't mix up the bladder with Gregggg's head, KenDoll

Pencilmuseum · 05/12/2018 20:35

wasn't expecting a pig's bladder. any visual aids please Halsall?

Footle · 05/12/2018 20:35

The bladder is part of his insides?