It's Ken Doll vs Chucky. Masterchef The Professionals Thread 4

[Halsall]

Let battle commence.

Well this bit is a huge gift for shirley
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HI GREGG IVE MISSED YOU MY CHUBBY CHEEKED DARLING

Blowing up a condom with a bicycle pump is not clever, Matthew. Go to the back of the class.

Thank you Shirley

"Tis the drink . . . releases my creativity . . .

Chicken in bladder no thanks

Oh that's disgusting

Ermmmmm. Nope.

Matthew's voice is delish

It seems William is chargrilling a penis

no William - don't say a word if you're not confident it actually exists expodential

You've put too much into it William

Matthew is my fave

Where’s Dean the private chef is he out?

Marcus doesn't look remotely sincere when he's praising Michelle.

I know the concept of eating the whole animal but whose great idea was it to stuff a bladder with a different animal.

Misogyny

I was going to ask the same thing about Dean the SerialKillerPlasticRobotButlerChef.

I wondered if he had food poisoning was unwell, or something.

Marsha They've split them into two groups so he'll be on tomorrow.

Bagadverts maybe it's like one of those 4-bird roasts - a bladder in a bladder in a bladder...

I have to say I'd prefer the bladder chick to the scotch bonnet dish...

The remaining 5 will turn up tomorrow

Pencil I'm afraid there are times when even I draw the line

Oh gotcha Grouchy thanks
I like him and Matthew best

But no-one will believe that he didn't use the Dark Arts if he wins.

I got that feeling too about Marcus with Michelle schaden but thought I was being sensitive as have a girl crush. 😳

Regionality????

Now if we'd had Chicken in Bladder last year, in our Tudor Court, it would have fitted much better.

Still disgusting, obviously, but historically appropriate (I expect).