It's Ken Doll vs Chucky. Masterchef The Professionals Thread 4

[Halsall]

Let battle commence.

NEVER ask a man if he has enough "Nokkey"

The Claw is there Halsall

Those gnocchi look terrible.

It is Halsall

Both times.

FEWER ELEMENTS, not LESS, you twats!

I bet you were privately educated, too - same school as Jacob Rees-Mogg no doubt!

Eww. They look like Shrek bogeys.

Trim the fecking veg!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

The hake is beautifully presented.

I hate that spring onion.

Looks like Fungus the Bogeymanhas sneezed on that.

Left wondering where the rest of it was? It’s a free dinner you ungrateful prick

that woman guest has got Pres Trump white eye patches

Oh fuck off William. I’d like to put him on mute.

That man should be grateful he has room for dessert.

Oh lord I think Scotland is running behind again I am so behind 🙄

There are a few "drinkers' faces" around that table.

Does the Navy still give ut a tot of rum to each matzot every day as part of their rations?

(I nearly joined when I learned that)

She drew the short straw on dish pronunciation.

William is my favourite now.

Oh no not the trendy hand clasp

The lady that had to read out all the complicated desert words got a bit shafted there now didn’t she

It does look delightful though

Can't complain about the portion size here, the greedy twats!

I don’t get the impression the diners are masters of fine dining. I suspect the food is served as an accompaniment to the wine normally 😀

Sorry, I see we're doing festive name-changes so just went to slip into something more merry.

I may have called down the dogs of hell by inadvertently double-posting The Claw, mind.

Why are these people complaining so much, FFS? First not enough food - now too much!

TOO BIG!

Are they ever content?

William!

leave it then stupid woman. William triumphs

I can't remember my password so no name change for me this year.