It's Ken Doll vs Chucky. Masterchef The Professionals Thread 4

[Halsall]

Let battle commence.

Spill Halsall powerboat champion?

message in a bottle similar to the message in the claw I believe, some leaden piece of doggerel

More Bromance between Kenn Doll IAM and Marcus...

This bunch of guests is less pretentious than normal.

If “the wow factor” was in our drinking game we’d all be shit faced by now

William is working his arse off love him.

fourq if only I wasn't eating posh food either. Boring work, too dull to explain further.

halsall if I remover it’s a bit of a labyrinth. By which I mean I couldn’t find the loo. It might have been the wine 😳

You mean the rest of you aren't *Shirley?

Jus' me then?

Remover = remember 🙄

Nice name change Schady. Don’t think I trust myself to drink and Masterchef MN

I want a spring roll instead of chicken liver, that head man has got a typical drinker's red face - looks as if he had a bottle of your gin before kick-off

Haha. Don’t say you hate quail when you are on telly

Is he wearing an undetectable hairpiece?

Why does Ken Doll sound like Prince Wm?

Oh my god those little pate and bread plates look absolutely fucking awful

The 70s call and they want their starter back

There isn't anyone in this bunch I dislike.

BEHOLD THE MESSAGE OF THE QUAIL

Thank you Shirely

Was impressed with myself, I have to admit.

Ha ha ha what jolly japes

I WAS GOING TO SAY "VERY NAUTICAL" AND THAT BITCH BEAT ME TOO IT!

THE MESSAGE! FAILED TO ATTACH!!

Erm. No it didn't.

I do like watching them all work together. Warms the cockles of my wee heart.

Bright green gnocchi looks like ogre snot