It's Ken Doll vs Chucky. Masterchef The Professionals Thread 4

[Halsall]

Let battle commence.

William is so delightfully mad.

*farty dog, not party dog, but he may well be a party dog soon, because he licks my glass out

Marcus looking very shaggy tonight.

Snap with the dogs and Baileys although mine is £3.49 Tesco O'Connell Irish cream same

William has beautiful eyes.

Be bloody bold and resolute, chefs!

'utch up people. I've brought a multi pack of Monster Munch and some Cheesy Bites to share. And a bottle of my sherbet lemon gin.

More bloody quail

NETTLES!!!!!?????

FFS!

Look I spent all of today barricading the fecking fish ports!

Honestly if I'm paying £££££ for fine dining they better not serve me nettles or liver.

Evening all

Naval history you say?

Oooh! Is it nice four?

Sherbert lemon gin

Sounds fab bootlehem - and I nice you're on your Christmas name - I was going to change mine for the festivities too.

I'll do it after the programme.

bastardfiddly quail for about a mouthful of meat

My mate is recovering from a liver transplant atm and I can't bring myself to cook it just yet so I have a load solid in the freezer.

How many quality do you get in a portion? 8 or 9?

Schaden not as smooth as Baileys but hits the spot and is great in coffee.

Hello all, sorry, bit late, but here!

Mumto2, it's wood-pigeons they cook and eat, thankfully. So officially OK to eat. Not the common-or-garden flying rats, phew

hoping for something more symbollock Shirley

Marcus is wearing eyeliner.

Thank you Schaden . Gin is home made and very delicious.

I’ve realised I absolutely hate fruit man

He talks like an inspirational wall sticker

Remember Seaman Staines, Shirley

(Aye, aye Cap'n Pugwash, Sir!)

Sherbet lemon gin. Phwiar!

Jealous of gin, am parched.