It's Ken Doll vs Chucky. Masterchef The Professionals Thread 4

[Halsall]

Let battle commence.

Fuckery. Made french onion soup. Didn’t even cry. Hard.

I hate this bit; I feel so overwhelmingly sad that the familiar faces are going but today is not helped by a) totes emosh piano b) first trimester hormones

I think it might be the final next week, Pencil. I could be wrong though.

schaden
Yes that is how it is! Tho would give a lot to be able to do it again ( dog mourning can't have another yet sad face)

Until tomorrow. Am off to picket the fish ports so we can have some proper meat in the next round.

Ah well - see you all tomorrow night.

Ooooh! New series of Luthor staring New Year's Day!

EXCELLENT!

I love Luther. Are we having a Luther thread?

Hoping to be here tomorrow but might be a bit late to the party. Someone please start a new thread if we need one!

I’m in for a Luther thread if there is one!

Drop a line to the French Embassy four. Mention how many or those bream were wearing tiny berets and gasping with a Fronche accent.

Start an international incident and French fishermen'll be blocking Greggg's trawler and firing across his bow before you know it, and you can sit in the warm drinking eggynogg and eating mince pies.

I think there's one already - I posted on it a couple of days ago. I'll have a look.

Hilarious we try. Wait till we get stuck into Gregg.
Right, I'm off to catch up on Only Connect.

Here

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/telly_addicts/3440697-Why-have-I-only-just-discovered-Luther

Chucky, or as he's known in our house Lazytown character.

Have to admit Grinchly - I'd start again with a new one tomorrow if I got the chance . . .

But we've got four dogs in the house at the moment and am up to capacity and hopefully will be for a long time.

It's worth the cold, the wet, the chewing, the broken nights - dogs are LOVELY!

DC are conspiring to stop me watching this live. Desperately on catch up now. Lolling along to all your contributions. However I think this bears repeating, if only so we can never ever mention this again

Thanks for the link Schaden

 Here you go, only difference is the eye colour!

Apropos of nothing really. But....making french onion soup for this evening, and all I can hear in my head is Marcus saying 'just the right caramelisation' lol.

Just hoping I dont slightly over-caramelise like last night 🤣

Oh, the pressure. Dont start me on 'perfect seasoning'.

See you all later.

Tbf to Ken doll I think He is a bit too perfect

and it's not his fault, he just is

If he doesn't win there is going to be something else promising in his future like Liam Charles only matthew can actually cook

Except for the black food but then it's offal and something to be thrown out and a cause of cancer so how does one judge shit meat exactly except to hope you don't need de-worming tablets after eating it. He burnt it but it was shit meat to begin with and they wanted something different.

The raw pigeon. Ugh Jesus no they are considered vermin and need to be cooked through

No doubt the judges all take de- worming tablets eating such raw and unappetising meat

It is something different but not in a good way

I mean who wants to eat flying rats?! And pay a small fortune to do so and risk their health in doing so

Game pie is a thing because it is cooked til death and disease free

Back from Grimsby and checking in.

Here we go.

William is very poetic.

Here I am - party dog at my feet and Baileys in my glass (well - it's ^nearly Christmas, innit? )

good evening all. William Selassie loves to wax lyrical doesn't he?