Winter is a terrible time to have a puppy, Fuckery. Walks in the freezing air are no fun at all.
It's the housetraining used to hate in winter.
Standing outside in the snow in the early hours of the morning Murmuring "wee-wee. come on sweetie have a we-wee. hurry up and have a wee-wee for mammy. FFS HAVE A F*CKING PISS WILL YOU!
I'm sorry, mammy's sorry - - didn't mean to frighten you . . . have a wee-wee" ad infinitum