Neighbours - Dee isn't Dee, Paul is evil, Finn is hanging on and Bea needs to find the well

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Ooh I haven’t watched for a couple of days. Was it Sleeping wot squashed Gary?

She loves Paul! Kept trying to stay away but couldn't help herself. Finally she's worked out he's the one.
Leo is still being a spoilt brat
Gary should have got properly squashed.
Dipi should stop sticking her nose into other people's business. How ridiculous 'it just slipped out' or whatever she said. Pathetic. She's like a child.

Same as she couldn’t help let it slip to a seriously ill family member that she’d seen the death card in her reading. Yeah, nice one Dipi.

Ooh I haven’t watched for a couple of days. Was it Sleeping wot squashed Gary?

She launched herself from a canon, screaming "Limber up Gary, I wanna see your moves you hunk of Ramsay Street spunk!". She hit him at 40 miles an hour. He's not dead. He's walking a bit funny though.

Literally don’t remember Callum doing any of those things listed...

I can’t look at Mark’s sad puppy dog face looking at Sonya. It’s too much! I think I’m finding emotionally vulnerable Mark quite attractive.

I would also like to point out that pre Chloe, when she first started to her mentioned, she of us said we could picture her as a redhead. Now I feel the writers (who are clearly obsessed with our threads) put in Mel as some kind of compensation.

Do you think we can convince them to off Bea?

She was so annoying when she accepted the request to singer. It wasn’t like “are you sure you want me?” And humble. It was like she was Adele and it was an obvious way she could help out a charity event because she’s her gigs with one song either side of an interval are such a hot ticket...

I literally gave a big cheer at the Callum reveal- of course it was Dipi that told him though.

Yashvi’s outfit was a bit intense for a benefit at the waterhole!

No Middle- Mark is still a dick!

Was it Sleeping wot squashed Gary?
Yo, I might be fat but you're mean. I'm round and perfectly shaped for heat conservation like a manatee.

Sad Mark is hot. I wanna make it better 😉

I'm round and perfectly shaped for

human cannonball sex weirdness with Gary Canning.

I'm gonna squash your head with my fat butt Mornings

No you won't, Gary's got you handcuffed in the death spa and he's very overexcited. He's even made you one of his vegan desserts that look like gravel and hamster shit.

Mornings your icky. I hope Leo gives you a hickey.

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Nooooooo! His weird facial hair will go on me 😫

Then don't be mean to me!!

Fiiiine! I'll be nice (for a day).

MiddleClassProblem I didn't remember any of Callum's alleged law breaking antics either. Have I missed discussion about his Toadfish-esque hair do?

He really is today's mini me!

Toady's!! Stupid phone doesn't recognise neighbours characters.

Don't remember Callum's law breaking either. Anyone?

It’s awful. It’s more 80s Miami Vice than anything else.

Sad Mark IS hot - FACT!

Anyone seen Ned and Bea's (real-life) insta? They're singing a duet, it's really good (and quite cheesy)! Browsing through her insta, it's a shame they've made Bea so annoying. She's actually stunning and so talented, but I can't see past her whingy face... maybe that makes her a good actress too?!

I remember him being suspected of setting the bush fire. Turned out it was actually Steph’s boyfriend (who was a fireman, and also a firestarter, and also Zac from Home and Away) who started the bush fire.

Beas got the biggest mouth I've ever seen.
And given her sister is a horse, that's saying something.

I know things move fast in soaps but I didn’t realise (in comparison to how many engagements/weddings Mark has had) that it was only 5 years since Kate died

He’s been engaged 4 times since she died (ok twice to the same person but still...)