Britain's got talent is shit.

[DrNortherner]

Who wants to see 6 or 9 year olds singing/dancing/telling shit jokes on a fRiday night?

TV at it worst imo.

And the fanny grinder woman - what is that about?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO its not

Thought last night was better, but as always, the auditions were the best bit.

And what has happened to Simon Cowell? He's being nice to minipops girls and Mary Poppins wannabes

That Mary Poppins girl looked about 40, very odd.

And the barely clothed couple - his teeth were like tomb stones.

And dance troup with tongues out?

Reminds me of Blackpool.

Blimey, what a result!!!

That dancer bloke is very odd looking isn't he?

Sooooo agree!!! Should be renamed Britain has no twunting talent!!!

Who wants to watch some guy tossing his baton?

It's the queen I feel sorry for.

lol at that Nikki (is your dp still enjoying the show? Just happened to see your other thread!)

And the judges are so inconsistent - not that I've watched much of it but that Morgan bloke saying the half naked people couldn't capture an audience for any length of time - whereas everyone obviously wants to watch some woman black-and-deckering her steel chastity belt for an hour and a half.

(and in front of the queen!)

oh yes Dr Northerner .. I so agree

it is almost an embarressment to ol' Simon Cowell

Posey - yes...that's why I'm on mnet...I can't bear that kind of show...I don't mind singing shows as such but that show is mind numbingly boring!!!!!!

LOL "Fanny grinder woman" - quote of the week surely !!

Absolutely Hatrick. I bet their life paths wouldn't normally cross.

When are they going to have performing budgies on bikes, that's what I want to know - or seals honking horns - now thats entertainment

I like it
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< tumbleweed blows across the screen >

too many kids

too many sympathy acts

What IS it with Amanda Holden's face? Is it just me or is she struggling to mutter out of the side of her mouth?

I am loving this show. Do reckon amamnda has had a bit of 'work' on her face though.

no but seriously.
what was with that grinder woman?

The ten year old boy making gags about bare girls and frogs bollocks was fairly unpleasant. But those naked acrobats - the way she balanced his hulking frame on one thigh and then he span her round by the neck - wtf? Was like some bizarre sadomasochistic erotic freak show. And the girls with their tongues!

If i was the queen, I'd switch over, then abdocate quick.

Grinder woman was bizarre - don't think the queen would like it!
I thought the combat breakers were really good and a good story behind it.
Not keen on Bessie - a bit stage school.
Really wanted the baton twirler to get through - again a great story of triumph agains the odds.
I am such a softie!