Britain's got talent is shit.

[DrNortherner]

Who wants to see 6 or 9 year olds singing/dancing/telling shit jokes on a fRiday night?

TV at it worst imo.

And the fanny grinder woman - what is that about?

Oh yest baton lad was lovely, but yuo can only watch baton tossing for a short whiole surely?

Wonder what delights tonight's show will have?

would someone please tell me what grinder woman was doing??

She used to be a podium dancer, you caould earn more money if you did something diferent and fanny drinding was born!

She wears a metal belt over her nether regions and has a welde gun type thing and grinds her fanny belt and sparks fly into the audience.

Quite bizarre.

i thought Dominic Smith was lovely although the others were shite the othe rnight.

whats with teh dog troupe as well? Mayhem!

sweet jeesus!

You could try it at home with a black & Decekr?

Am grinding as we speak

Just read in the Times that the impressionist guy was dropped because he has a conviction for indecent assault on a young boy .
A police officer spotted him and tipped ITN off.

He was realy good wasn't he? Wanted to do it for his Dad who was also a [performer IIRC.

Indecent assault? Blimey.

He was really good and was wondering what had happened to him last night.

The grinding thing is quite popular in the Goth/Biker scene.

I've seen it a few times at Bike Rallys.

I like the show though, and i really wanted mr baton twirler to get through pout

I thought the offender was the one who played the keyboard.

Not sure which one is the sex offender, said he was 27 and from Blackpool.

white suit, nasty shoes , black shirt with sparkly clip thing instead of a tie, greasy hair and SOTS! I said to dh at the time he looked suspicious, and turned over immediately!

SPOTS!!

His alleged crime was tickling the feet of a 14 yr old boy. seriously.

God I am so glad that I am not the only one left completely baffled by the grinder woman. I totally did not understand what the appeal was or why the menfolk seemed all hot and bothered about it, dh thought she looked "skanky" so was of no use in explaining it.

I am enjoying it though, think that they allowed quite a few crap acts through just so they could make "funny" quips on the awfulness of them. Such as that woman who thinks she is Madonna, more send her to the psychiatrist than talent show.

Oh God that Madonna woman was so deluded. She thought she was Madonna's soul mate because they are the same age!

The MAdonna woman....words fail me.

cheeky girls. ffs - is it just me who has a complete aversion to anythign with the whiff of stage school about it?

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