X FACTOR- It's time for the first LIVE shows! ***Sat 8.25/Sun 8pm***

[Raahh]

We need to pace ourselves, it's on for over 2 Hours tonight!

I will post a list of who is singing what when I get to my laptop, but i noticed that Ronseal was singing 'Natural Woman ' so someone has a sense of humour!

He didn't want the other 14 taking his coat by accident!

Noisy

It was Noisy. I bet they've split up

I noticed Louis with a pen. What the frig are they writing down?

I love our nicknames!
What can we call the choir?

Mastrb8 what?! There was never a band called that surely?

I miss Nicole so much, I'm almost as pissed as she was on X Factor.

Are Gio rock god and Ayda the same person?

Louis is doing his shopping list for tomorrow's big shop.

I did Noisy

AtSea If only! Haha, it was our nickname for them. Can't even remember their real name!

Come on Platypus if Tony can get through it substance free we can do it with lashings of alcohol!

Louis is probably doodling. Drawing boxes or something.

Ayda is writing 'Mrs Robbie Williams' in her best cursive, lest we forget.

That normal looking blonde girl looked so out of place in that TOWIE ad. I thought that natural faces were banned on that show.

80s 14 non blondes

These two are very young too.

Lol yes, perhaps Louis isdoing his list for santa?

What's with the bloody cycling shorts this year?

Well this is shit

I am so bored that I have decided to house hunt for some houses that I can't afford in a village that I visited today and wouldn't live in if you paid me a million.

Cycling shorts are back!

This is crap

This is shite

Where are all these awful clothes coming from? I swear they get worse as each year passes.

Jane how many of us believe that Tiny Tooting Tony is substance free?

Ahh, Louis (Walsh) would have said these two were a little Salt n Pepa.

Or Althea and Donna.

They are not that strong tonight. And they will be ditched for 'being too young'

They're just cannon fodder