X FACTOR- It's time for the first LIVE shows! ***Sat 8.25/Sun 8pm***

[Raahh]

We need to pace ourselves, it's on for over 2 Hours tonight!

I will post a list of who is singing what when I get to my laptop, but i noticed that Ronseal was singing 'Natural Woman ' so someone has a sense of humour!

More people who put lots of effort into choosing which compression leggings and trackies to wear tonight

Ronseal did well.

Did they get Eileen off Corrie to organise the accommodation?

The whole show is a bit BGT.

I love this song, I want to watch the Lion King now.
All of this makes me think how great Elton John is. I hope he's not watching this

Chucks is giving them evils in the stands!

The thing with X Factor, is you kind of get to know acts. We will never know 15 people.

We don't really need to know all 15 of them seeing that only one ever gets to sing

Why were they not dresses as animals? In other years, they would have been dressed up.

My husband Robbie Williams

Why is one of them not wearing his coat properly? Annoying when people do this!

dillite very true. Ditch the rest of them.

Or all of them .

Thank god she toned down
The lashes !!

Dermot has been reading our thread!

I'm ancient and I have to say my arms are better than Ayda's. She's more than 20 years younger than me. the rest of my body is shit

There was that band a few years ago with loads of boys in and that felt too big. This choir is just not right for this show

80s he's probably boiling under the studio lights

80's a bigger question is- why the hell is one of them wearing a coat in a boiling hot studio?

I noticed that too Jane . I would never have guessed that Robbie Williams was her husband

I thought that was it. I can't believe there's more

Fairy ah, that was good old Mastrb8 wsn't it?

OMG! I forgot all about Mastrb8! I wonder where they are now.

Felt a bit like the blonde one plus 14 backing singers to me.

Just don't know if I can take another half hour of this!! Even vodka isn't helping!

fairy I hope you gathered that I was replying to your comment about the boy band with too many members!

Fairy they had 8 members. I cannot remember their actual name. We might have christened them Masturb8. or something similar.