X FACTOR- It's time for the first LIVE shows! ***Sat 8.25/Sun 8pm***

[Raahh]

We need to pace ourselves, it's on for over 2 Hours tonight!

I will post a list of who is singing what when I get to my laptop, but i noticed that Ronseal was singing 'Natural Woman ' so someone has a sense of humour!

I could write better in ten minutes. Seriously. I'd channel a bit of Abba crossed with Coldplay. I'd nail it better thn that rubbish

ABBA and Coldplay! Bring it on !

Sounds good roussette I’d vote for that!

They should ban original songs. But , at least it proves he must have written it himself- unlike Grace, who kept trying to pass off professionally written stuff as hers.

I hate TK Maxx, it's like a jumble sale

I don't think worms would survive in Knobbie's colon. Not with his head, his wife's tongue AND Simons tongue up there. Overcrowded

Love Abba. Love Coldplay. not ashamed to admit it

Ooh Grace, whatever happened to her? God she was annoying! She didn’t win did she... literally can’t remember who won last year!

MrsDoyle I'm a real TK Maxxer, seriously! Can't tell you the bargains I've got there that I love! BUT you have to spend hours looking

Platypus

Sorry. I fell asleep. I can't say I've had a particularly busy day either! Did I miss anything worth seeing? Awh remember the days when X factor was the highlight of our Saturday nights? Lasted about 3 years. I think its had its day now.

I think I'll stick to Bake off from now on..

Ronseal. Doing Natural Woman, on 'This is Me' week.

She still needs to be jet washed

Destiny it was Raaaak Suuu

Didn't BGT have a guy like him on one year who did quite well? Something about ' where's me keys , where me phone' man!

Oh lordy, here we go.

Natural woman??

They're having a larf

caterpillar eyebrows etc etc

I luv Arefa. FFS woman, if you’re gonna song her, pronounce her name properly!

Well her eyebrows have been made smaller.... And she's slightly less orange

I love this song, what will she do to it?

They ran out of plows, and just made her dress from a bed sheet.

Ooh she's had a very minor make under.

Good voice.

Nice make up, phew. Good singing as well.

I will say.. she looks a helluva lot better than she did before

She's not as bad as I feared! Maybe she's just back from being jet washed, as she's popped along in her dressing gown

Ain't much natural about you, love.