X FACTOR- It's time for the first LIVE shows! ***Sat 8.25/Sun 8pm***

[Raahh]

We need to pace ourselves, it's on for over 2 Hours tonight!

I will post a list of who is singing what when I get to my laptop, but i noticed that Ronseal was singing 'Natural Woman ' so someone has a sense of humour!

His gone all Shaggy!

I can barely hear him, anyone else?

This is weak

What fresh horror is this???????????

I don't think he needs to worry about being away from his girls for much longer

He's definitely this year's joke act

His trousers are too short, and he has lost his socks.

Is this an original?

I can't fathom a word. And I have subtitles on.

I HATE naked ankles with shoes! This whole thing is grim.

This is a bit BGT.

Jiggle what?

All those extra's and his still rubbish!

I think Robbie & Ayda have piles. they seem to have trouble remaining seated.

It didn't take him 10 days to write that shit. More like 10 minutes.

Maybe they have worms too.

Raah I for one don't really want to know

I'm liking the Randall and Hopkirk look, but it's a no from me

Jiggle things!
Jiggle off.

This is making me want to open up another bottle.

No Knobby he's not incredible

The song wasn't writte 10 days ago.

We can tell

80s the rule of the staging is ,the more rubbish the performer is, the more people and distractions they put on stage.

noisy the Knobster and his wife are so far up their own AND each other's arses that they have difficulty sitting on them

at Randall and Hopkirk!

I'm sick of the judges telling them they're all good. They're shit and they know it

Nobody is standing out

Jane I'm beginning to think there is an epidemic of the things, and they need to boil wash the sheets in the X Factor house.

This song didn't ever need to exist!