X FACTOR- It's time for the first LIVE shows! ***Sat 8.25/Sun 8pm***

[Raahh]

We need to pace ourselves, it's on for over 2 Hours tonight!

I will post a list of who is singing what when I get to my laptop, but i noticed that Ronseal was singing 'Natural Woman ' so someone has a sense of humour!

Wtf is he doing to one direction?

He's been taking dancing tips from TTT. Not good.

Why is he shouting so much?

I'm too old for this.

Make it stop.

ha snap YuhBasic

Had he stubbed his toe? That IS the story of my life.....

Aaaahhh but dilitte I have a DH who endures watches XF and makes hilarious comments then buggers off to watch a scandi drama when he's had enough, so not all bad

Simon has lost the plot

No, I'm still not convinced. And I did like him before.

Oh shut up Mrs Robbie it was awful 🙄

A moment? Really robbie? Clean your eears out!

I like a lot of One Direction songs! Although I know they didn't write any of them.

Jane I suspect Simon stopped giving a fuck quite some time ago.

Are these judges DRUNK???

I've spent most of the time so far wondering whether Robbie's pinstripe is barbed wire.

Knobbie is dressed like Rab C Nesbitt!!

Bulletproof???????

I do like Louis T, though. He has fitted into the judging role really well, even though he's sat next Robbie and his missus.

80s I may have definitely mentioned this before, but my friend's cousin wrote one of 1D's biggest hits.

I could listen to that from now until the cows come home but I'd still not hear what he was singing

It's Chucky bloke!

Oh it’s the eighties rock god dude

Cartoon Baby

OOOOOH Noisy that's good!!