X FACTOR- It's time for the first LIVE shows! ***Sat 8.25/Sun 8pm***

[Raahh]

We need to pace ourselves, it's on for over 2 Hours tonight!

I will post a list of who is singing what when I get to my laptop, but i noticed that Ronseal was singing 'Natural Woman ' so someone has a sense of humour!

Ugh.

I bet she is super dooper posh really.

I didn't hate it though. She's ok.
She has personality at least!

She forgot there for a while that she's supposed to sound like she's from the streetz and not from some private school in Tunbridge Wells.

So to answer your question, Dermot: no, I have no concentration and I am all over the place.

She is raahh. I say this every week. She went to a private girls' school til 11 and then a RC school.

Street.

dillite exactly. I said it before, she is from the Blur school of being 'down with the kidz' i.e not at all really.

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So, she a big (c) rappy fraud.

DH is now reminiscing over Terry Winstanley.

I want to know how much Shitsinger gets paid to do those Muller ads.

I guess at least TTT is genuinely from the wrong side of the tracks.

And now I;m watching an ad for toilet paper, sums it up really

I AM FINALLY ALONE!!!!!! DD has gone to bed, dog is asleep, kitten is fuck knows where. Oh the joy of being alone! Thank goodness I do not have a husband to get on my nerves or I would be killing him.

Piggy i think that goes without saying

Doing a song your mentor has sung, is very cringey.

Nicole S must earn a fortune for dressing up as Heidi !
It's all about the hats.

I don't remember this bit...

WTF was that rap?

Oh god.

Er...ok.

He cannot sing.

Or rap.

But shout out for Daily Fail

I can't work out if I like this or not! Seems an odd mash up!
He has lots of energy!

He can’t rap OR sing.

He cannot rap....or sing

No no no

Never mind the rap- what was the strange leapy dancing?