Sportacus - rotten role model.

[SueBaroo]

The man jumps about like a loon all day and eats nowt but fruit.

He sleeps in his clothes and he never washes. And with that diet he must be on the toilet a lot.

Sportacus must be a stinker.

I know. Gets in and out of bed without washing.

He does brush his teeth sometimes

LOL. You can see Stephanie is slavishly following his 'never change your clothes' lead. And dyeing her hair pink! What sort of example is that to set to a little girl?

He's also creepy-looking.

I think Sportacus is above pooing and sweating. His superhuman powers transcend mere ablutions

And the damage he is doing to the environment with all the hairspray on his tache![shook]

Ahem. I meant

He's also a health and Safety nightmare. Jumping out of an airship without a parachute, honestly.

And for crying out loud man, sometimes, you can just walk. You're going to put something out one of these days.

I do not watch too much childrens telly, btw.

bing bang dinga-winga-dong, funny words that can mean anything... like, go and have a wash Sportacus, you pong

I love Robbie Rotten, woo hoo!

People, he was an aerobics champion.

Have you ever watched an aerobics competition?

If not, I highly recommend you do.

After having consumed a moderate quality of alcohol.

It's entertaining .

I thought he was a trampolining champion

Why do I care......I need a life

I'd still do him.

Bath or no bath.

lol nbg

he does have very nice, muscular arms. Sigh...

I want to see Sportacus aged 50 when he's lying in bed unable to move because all his joints have given out.

But there is something almost freakishly sexy about a man who jumps about all the time, permanently smiles, doesn't have a beer gut and doesn't sit in front of the telly grunting.

oh god lazy town gets on my tits.

nbg you need help

that would be when I step in wobbly and rub him down and give him a good massage.

am beyond help moopy.

But nbg, how would you keep him still for long enough, he'd be bouncing off the ceiling and then off to save some thick kid who'd stuck their head to their knees with a lollipop (yet another situation which would never occur with an apple)!

Wonder if he does babysitting at the weekends - he could wear dd out and I could sit and do nowt

I'd sit on him.

Good idea, but he'd probably just use it as a chance for weightlifting practice. But then he'd be the perfect bloke, carry all your shopping, carry you home from the pub, carry anything anywhere - WILLINGLY!!!

Sportacus - where are youuuuuuuuuuuuu?

Sportacus is

A bizarrely adult phobic

Perma grin faced

Freak

With no carb or protein intake whatsoever

Oi Edam! owt wrong with pink hair missus!

And NBG I wouldn't bother luv, he'd need sixteen condoms, the sheets disinfected first, wear you out with unacievable poisiotns and then he'd just be staring in the mirror at his own relfection anyway

You couldn't really trust any grown man who lives alone and hangs around with 9 year old kids for kicks.

And his intentions towards Stephanie don't seem entirely honourable to me ...

Lol peachy, you could laways just lie back and cover the mirrors

wwb - very true, would watch him around dd but still, the chance to be carried home from the pub is too big to pass up

have you seen any of the new series yet, the actress who plays stephanie has grown about a foot taller this time. i don't think she fits the role anymore.

pmsl peachy and wwb