Sportacus - rotten role model.

[SueBaroo]

The man jumps about like a loon all day and eats nowt but fruit.

He sleeps in his clothes and he never washes. And with that diet he must be on the toilet a lot.

Sportacus must be a stinker.

schports candee...

Lol @ 'some maracas squeezed inside a balloon'!!!

Sportacus is a little camp but that freakish accent is rather nice

And Justin is lovely, dd adores him - I wouldn't do him in a million years tho, I'd permanently be thinking 'Mr Tummmmmmbblle'.

wwb - I could do with rescuing, might make me healthy for once but I'd deck him if he called it sports candy

"A little camp"? In the same way that Graham Norton is "a little camp", I presume?

him and robbie never have a sign of a package, what do they do with it?

LOL WWB- tghink i'd prefer Justin and the sponge cake myself. besides I dont do men in lycra- might be OK at 30 or whatever, but not so great at 70

loving the proper Icelandic name for Sportacus - 'Íþróttaálfurinn'

[off to Amazon.ic for DVD of lazytown in Icelandic]

oh come on.. when he's upside down you get much better willy definition. I have studied it carefully.

Ah, but Graham Norton doesn't have as good an accent or muscles so I look past some of the campness wwb

Eowyn, just how much time have you spent on this?????

So how do you get a good look at Sportacus' package upside down?

No no, WWB - I think Sportacus has to be upside down, for, erm, danglage to happen. I think Eowyn has freeze framed a Lazytown dvd.

Yes, I know Sportacus has to be upside down.

I was just wondering how she managed to see him upside down for long enough to check out the lunchbox and it put a silly image into what passes for my brain these days.

Never mind ...

I know you know. I like the image of her sitting glued to the TV with a remote control, watching him do a back flip or something frame by frame. Then guiltily starting the dvd back to normal speed when someone walks in.

Children's TV as soft porn ...

You have to take your thrills where you find them, you know. Now that Iggle Piggle's a bit of alright....

Iggle Piggle?

What the divil is Iggle Piggle?

[mind boggles]

He is actually 44

So it is unlikely that his joints will have given out by the time he is 50

I would just like him to ditch the terrible moustache and wear a nice suit

I should hae added

"And Justin is lovely, dd adores him - I wouldn't do him in a million years tho, I'd permanently be thinking 'Mr Tummmmmmbblle'."

lol all our wise advice on parenting but you just KNOW that this is the sort of thing that will be quoted in The Times next weekend

Can't have the readers of the Times thinking that mothers can be interesting, erudite people who have stimulating and exciting discussions, now can we!

(WWB - phwooaarr )

He is a freak

True about GN wwb, and he also doesn't hang around with people who don't actually exist. (and if you think he's bad, iggle piggle is a total freak)

mp - if that quote of mine appeared in the Times I'd be over the moon, it would probably be the 3rd greatest achievement of my entire life Shows not all mums are obsessed with school politics and waxing their legs!

ooo, no, iggle piggle looks like Wayne Rooney...

No no no, suebaroo

Igglepiggle is cute

blimey, hadn't realised I was being envisaged by MN's.. as has been mentioned, he does seem to spend an inordinate amount of time upside down (yes we do happen to have a DVD). I was pleased to see some definition in said position as there isn't much visible usually, & what else is the point of a man in lycra?