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Sportacus - rotten role model.

76 replies

SueBaroo · 13/06/2007 11:00

The man jumps about like a loon all day and eats nowt but fruit.

He sleeps in his clothes and he never washes. And with that diet he must be on the toilet a lot.

Sportacus must be a stinker.

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WK007 · 13/06/2007 11:54

lk - they'll just say its all the good fruit she's been eating

LieselVentouse · 13/06/2007 11:56

Yeah but hes gonna outlive you

Songbird · 13/06/2007 11:57

Gymnastics champion

The man's a freak, he could carry your shopping, but it would get all smashed and bashed as he couldn't just walk from the shops!

I'd marry him for his money though (Magnus thingummy, not Sportacus!) - the bloke invented Lazy Town he must be loaded!

Check out Robbie Rotton as well - you'd never know that was him!

(I spend too much time Googling!!)

Peachy · 13/06/2007 11:58

don't be so sure Liesel!

And he'll be in a wheelchair with osteoporsis if he survives that!

WK007 · 13/06/2007 11:58

LV - isn't that an advantage? You won't even need a stairlift when you're old and grey, he can just pick up a normal chair and carry you up on it!

Don't get caught into watching it much - where is he supposed to come from? Why is he hanging around Lazytown and not flying off somewhere else?

Songbird · 13/06/2007 11:58

I was very disappointed to find out that the girl who plays Stephanie is 16. I was sure she'd be some growth stunted 25 year old, like many gymnasts!

bundle · 13/06/2007 11:59

he's actually not that bad without the plastic moustache

Songbird · 13/06/2007 12:00

Holy crap!!!! Look at those curls [swoon].

WK007 · 13/06/2007 12:00

Sorry, the curls don't do anything for me - he looks better with the fake tache!!!!

Songbird · 13/06/2007 12:00

Just had another look - he is lovely!

Peachy · 13/06/2007 12:00

Yuck!

(My ds has curls a bit like that and it attracts all the girls- but dont get the appeal myself)

LieselVentouse · 13/06/2007 12:01

Im worried about his obsession with a 12 yr old girl

Songbird · 13/06/2007 12:01

The eyes ain't bad either though!

Nbg · 13/06/2007 12:03

i got back to my original post.

I'd still do him.

melpomene · 13/06/2007 12:06

PMSL at Stefan Karl (Robbie Rotten)'s film credits in Songbird's link:

"2002 Stella for Office Guðný Halldórsdóttir

The role of a gay sheep farmer."

WK007 · 13/06/2007 12:07

now this explains a lot

Read near the bottom about him being #10, maybe #10 of things are fanciable, 10th Sportacus, 10th Doctor [oooh]

SueBaroo · 13/06/2007 13:02

blech. 10th Doctor, anytime. Sportacus 10, not even if he carried my shopping, mended the fence, saved my kids from the various odd perils associated with eating large lollipops and gave us a lifetime supply of fruit salad.

Me no get the attraction - it's like looking at some maracas squeezed inside a balloon.

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Washersaurus · 13/06/2007 13:23

I'm sorry I'm with Nbg on this one - I'd do him too

It is a relief to see someone with some testosterone on kids tv for a change, instead of all those 'camp' presenters (e.g. cbeebies' Justin & Chris)

Washersaurus · 13/06/2007 13:23

not at the same time Nbg obv

SueBaroo · 13/06/2007 13:46

He wears lycra, lives on his own eating fruit and he has a twiddly moustache. What isn't camp about that?

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Songbird · 13/06/2007 13:51

Bloody good point!

And Washer, don't diss Justin! I don't fancy him but think he's marvellous as a kids presenter. Most of the others seem to resent it somehow, but he so clearly loves it. Does look like the village idiot sometimes though

Peachy · 13/06/2007 14:00

Ah we like justin in this house- DS3 adores his stuff.

Washersaurus · 13/06/2007 15:23

Oh don't get me wrong; we think Justin is fab too! I just think some days it gets very camp on cbeebies.

I have to admit I overlooked Sportacus' moustache & lycra wearing when I commented before....lol

nannyogg · 13/06/2007 15:30

He looks like Danny Kaye. WALK fgs!

WigWamBam · 13/06/2007 16:14

At least with Justin you'd be able to eat a piece of cake without him zipping in on his skateboard to rescue you from the deadly Victoria Sponge and give you an apple instead ...