X FACTOR- It's the third week of the auditions, last week we had The Guitar Segments, this week , there might be a choir...****Sat 8.25/Sun pm***

[Raahh]

I'm not yet brave enough to unleash Knobbie and his Faithful hound as a thread title. It would probably offend someone.

I might save that for a few weeks.

My laptop had an accident this week so I will be using dd1s ancient one later. it has a massive keyboard. I frequently mistype. so apologies in advance.

I have wine. And various nibbles.

Guitar!!

Pastors are top of pile. Nans are history. End

Meh!

I think God might be worth more points in the US.

I'm not convinced though. He needs some Halls lozenges.

Rubbish song but I quite like him

And that’s what I’m talkin bout!!!

He's the first one I've liked the whole season so far. If they don't put him through I may be driven to murder the judges

The subtitles have just informed me us this got 'more intense'.

Piggy

HSM in a Paolo Nutini stylee

Speaking of JL, I wonder if they'll do a joint Christmas ad with Waitrose this year...

Those trousers would be a nightmare going through an airport

Winner?

Bring on the Pastors

Noisy they might have to, they have no money .

(although they have probably already done the ad, and there was a rumour Elton John was doing the JL ad).

I like him. He seems a nice young man.

Hope he brings all his good looking mates everywhere with him.

I’m sure I heard JL have paid Elton £5 mil for the xmas ad, no wonder profits have dropped

I just spent £99 on jeans from JL so that will help towards their advertisement funds...

Elton will just spend it all on flowers.

I think we need a Bishop next.

Or the Pope.

Anything less won't be enough.

Piggy if you could buy another 1000 pairs that might cover the first minute of Elton!

JL need their heads read then. Much as I like Elton, I mean... £5M??????

Does Dalai Lama beat Pope in religious top trumps?

Especially as JL have had a 99% drop in profits