X FACTOR- It's the third week of the auditions, last week we had The Guitar Segments, this week , there might be a choir...****Sat 8.25/Sun pm***

[Raahh]

I'm not yet brave enough to unleash Knobbie and his Faithful hound as a thread title. It would probably offend someone.

I might save that for a few weeks.

My laptop had an accident this week so I will be using dd1s ancient one later. it has a massive keyboard. I frequently mistype. so apologies in advance.

I have wine. And various nibbles.

But she can sing...

She’s really good

Well they've paid 5 mil yo Elton john to do their Xmas advert so plenty in the coffers

I'm disappointed, because this is not not what I thought she would sing.

Boring, she only sounds alright because of the music

Wow! She is v v good!!!

Yeah I was expecting reggae

Guava no wonder their profits have nosedived!

@YearOfYouRemember

Just realised what you meant, thought you were informing me of your importance 😂

Forgot that was happening with the whole ant and dec hooha.

Feel even worse for the girl who sang this last night!

Or was that last week?

I was expecting a different style, something different.

DD had me listen to The Greatest Showman on our car journey today. I heard this song many, many, many times

We survived another episode!!

So this week they tell them all how amazing they are and then next week, without even getting to sing again, it's all, aah, sorry m8, but you are shit, so fuck you off now.

I've just turned over to BBC1 for Bodyguard, to see Fiona Bruce holding a stuffed dog's head on Antiques Roadshow!

Her eyeshadow was lovely, wonder what it was

Right I’ll see you next week. Im off to watch BOdyguard

Is that really last auditions??

dillite I feel your pain. DD1 loves it. I wouldn't mind if she was in any way musical- but she isn't. She knows this She likes to torment me. . I have said many times, she is enthusiastic- but cannot carry a tune in a bucket. .

Noisy a stuffed dog's head? A toy dog? A real dog?

So many questions

See you next time

Raahh thankfully my DD doesn't sing along, she just wants to listen to music over and over again. Which is just fine by me! There's only so much of terrible music that I can take.

See you all next week!

Noeuf . Though I was on telly a few years ago . And had a book sold in Waterstones.