X FACTOR- It's the third week of the auditions, last week we had The Guitar Segments, this week , there might be a choir...****Sat 8.25/Sun pm***

[Raahh]

I'm not yet brave enough to unleash Knobbie and his Faithful hound as a thread title. It would probably offend someone.

I might save that for a few weeks.

My laptop had an accident this week so I will be using dd1s ancient one later. it has a massive keyboard. I frequently mistype. so apologies in advance.

I have wine. And various nibbles.

His legs look like strings of sausages! Vomit at his flexing his arms. What. A. Fanny.

I actually like his singing. But everything else about him is making me murderous.

What just happened??...

Stunned silence

He's one of the Chippendales??

(I'm old, you might not know them. Male strippers from 30 years ago)

THAt went down like a cup of cold sick

At least we can’t see his blush of shame under his fake tan

Well that went well!

I knew they would play this song .

Ooh, he's rather fetching

Now he looks like a popstar! But is he any good...?

I hope he gets through and we can call him Martin Armstrong.

Is Simon going through the menopause? He seems to be having hot flushes.

I know I've said this before, but FFS Si and his fan is a bit pathetic. Wassup?

Ditto Piggy !!

Please be good! Rooting for him

Sounds like he has a good sob story behind him too. A pastor may be worth
even more points than a nan

Neck tattoos freak me out. Shiver.

Ooh, nice twist. No nan.

He's brought a vicar

High School Musical!

He's singing what now?

I like this lad

FFS- HSM the JL version.

Ah, thanks Raahh I thought he said something about a unicorn!

Neck tats must really hurt

Love the soul in his voice!