Celeb BB Thread 8 - We all need a Middle-Aged Mutant Grumpy Tortoise in our lives

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Everyone needs a pissed-off pet.

Another yawn fest

nice I wish I was like Kirsty

Ooh comments

I am fond of Hardeeps beard butterfly clip

Like Kirsty I would love that challenge! Oh dear talking about fruit

Nick

That's not where I saw that conversation going

Looks like Kirsty hasn't held back with her pseudo comments

It was obvious what Nick meant. I must be a pervert or they're being deliberately obtuse.

That comment about "as innocent as a cock in a hen house, get back to your island" Kirsty!!

I wish we had heard more of Nick's stories, but maybe not that one.

Only Nick could tell that story and not be pervy or creepy.

That comment about "as innocent as a cock in a hen house, get back to your island" shock Kirsty!!

I think that's going to be gabby and love island and made to seem worse to keep us watching

I never thought I'd like a Trump voting Scientologist this much.

Anne

O god I didn't know what a mango looked like

Me too Sole .

Gabby is channelling Hilda Ogden in that head scarf.

Ds just asked me why Nick was in prison. I'm explaining in the break.

Sallyside I know she's far too normal!

Dan you speak the truth

She is nice

Hilda meets Carmen Miranda

Fraid I won't be around tonight

Dan's song choice!

This should be interesting.

That box room looks well claustrophobic

I think you need a letter of absence Sneaky ?!