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Celeb BB Thread 8 - We all need a Middle-Aged Mutant Grumpy Tortoise in our lives

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AnneEyhtMeyer · 03/09/2018 23:45

Everyone needs a pissed-off pet.

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MarthasGinYard · 03/09/2018 23:55

Awww mouse

nicenewdusters · 03/09/2018 23:56

Loving Rylan tonight, he seems like the old Rylan now.

flopsyrabbit1 · 03/09/2018 23:56

I want the mouse

Whisky2014 · 03/09/2018 23:57

I haven't watched the last few episodes but these threads are great summaries!

MarthasGinYard · 03/09/2018 23:58

Love the music Grin

Starlight345 · 03/09/2018 23:59

Yes Rylan doesn’t suit been in the fence .

I liked Scott meeting Emma.

StilaOnTheWrongPlane · 04/09/2018 00:00

Here she is ...........

Hate the stupid 'catchphrase' already Angry

Dickorydockwhatthe · 04/09/2018 00:00

Sammy windward from emmerdale is mentioning about wild dog attacks and kidnapping being some of Toxys stories!!!

UnapologeticallyUnhinged · 04/09/2018 00:01

Oh fuck off Jermaine. Your football career is over, how about a new on backpedaling. Stop blaming the young girl. Twat face.

RubyJack · 04/09/2018 00:02

Really,Dickory

UnapologeticallyUnhinged · 04/09/2018 00:02

I hope his wife gets everything. Knob.

Overthegardenfence · 04/09/2018 00:03

She hasn’t slept but still managed to get herself a manicure I noticed on Jeremy Vine !

SoleBizzz · 04/09/2018 00:03

Why "Here she is" ? Bizarre

flopsyrabbit1 · 04/09/2018 00:03

Oh god i hate that bloody word banter

Who started it ffs

SoleBizzz · 04/09/2018 00:04

OMG GERM...ANUS..THAT CREEPY LIAR I HATE HIS SCUMMY GUTS

Whisky2014 · 04/09/2018 00:04

Who said "here she is" about who?!

SoleBizzz · 04/09/2018 00:06

Dunno Whisky where it came from.. it is so odd..

nicenewdusters · 04/09/2018 00:06

What did his wife see in him ? £££££££

UnapologeticallyUnhinged · 04/09/2018 00:06

@SoleBizzz preach. But he's 'going home to his wife' please, bitch. My advise to her (in true Mumsnet trad) is LTB!!!!!!

StilaOnTheWrongPlane · 04/09/2018 00:07

Who knows whiskey but that Ben has said it 78,642 times since bots started .

UnapologeticallyUnhinged · 04/09/2018 00:07

Ben. Stop trying to make 'fetch' happen.

nicenewdusters · 04/09/2018 00:08

I'm guessing that in applying it to himself, it's Ben's way of being so self effacing about his "fluid gender" (as Hardeep put it)

SoleBizzz · 04/09/2018 00:10

Damn right Unhinged she needs to do that ASAP

MinorRSole · 04/09/2018 00:10

Isn't Ben also married (separated) with a pregnant girlfriend? Why is he getting a free pass?

nicenewdusters · 04/09/2018 00:11

I actually can't really understand anything Ben says, as he's so full of cliches, sayings, puns etc. "Oh, bless her, oh no, really, like he's so lovely. No, I'm just me, i am what I am..........."