Celeb BB Thread 8 - We all need a Middle-Aged Mutant Grumpy Tortoise in our lives

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Everyone needs a pissed-off pet.

I love cake and I love spinach, but spinach cake sounds like a Hardeep recipe.

Terry

I'm not sure he'll be in for much longer.

Those green cakes

Yes

The pretty petals saved them

I don't know their names so I'll keep an eye out for him when they are judging. They are all nice this year.

He's got a twirly moustache

The flowers are the most appetising part of those cakes.

Oh Terry is nice!

I'm sorry if Iv pissed off people tonight but that was not my intention. I'm gunna bow out for tonight but if it's ok will check back in tomorrow . Yes I don't like Hardeep and never have. It's a game and is designed to make people clash and fall out

Honestly Geordie, this is a good-natured thread that runs every series and we all agree to disagree. Don't stress.

Bloody hell Martha he's making the Eiffel Tower!!!

Not to be a spoiler but

Don't hold your breath, think the heat has an effect on the structure

Bless him
He's lovely

Just watching the news. Two Russian assassins filmed in Salisbury

Martha could he maybe claim it is a post-apocalyptic Parisian dystopian fantasy?

They've found them haven't they

Bet they never get to trial though

Awful how they carelessly must have discarded that bottle

Shocking

Thank you Anne* night night

They are all talking about the heat and Sandi is wearing a jumper

Anne

Yes

A demi tour Eiffel oblique

Oh it is far from being the worst one Martha

Yes

Couldn't understand the cardi

Pedant alert. Matha identified them, not found them. They never will, will they. I think we mean 5he same thing though.

I’m in bed. No tv. I might read a bit longer, see if anyone reports on BOTS, if I nod off, apologies

Martha sorry typo.

If Paul Hollywood tried to shake my hand I would refuse. I hate that bit.

Enrique

Indeed 'identified' not 'found'

Just catching up - Hardeep is a rude and then hugely patronising fucker.

Runs in late. for all x
martha I just saw ep 1 pls tell your friend Terry that his selfie biscuit portrait was epic. Like fine art. I loved it.

So...Hardup vs Sally Moron i can make up names too

I want Sally out. Germanus made me laugh once with the 8 million joke when Nick messed up the food budget. Sally made me laugh once with the Throat comment.
Otherwise she's not done it for me and I hate the fact she has a grudge against H for him calling her out on her bs job.
I have no reason to support H except I like puns and stupid jokes so reading that his newspaper column used to be called Hardeep is your love makes me