Celeb BB Thread 8 - We all need a Middle-Aged Mutant Grumpy Tortoise in our lives

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Everyone needs a pissed-off pet.

Hardeep or Sally?

Sally out for me

What was sad to see? tell me!!!! I'm relying on you lovely lot to keep me updated whilst I'm away.

Hardeep had a little cry

Was sad

poppy Hardeep cried in the diary room

More letters from home!! I bet everyone is happy it's our favourite bit right

Chuffed I've managed to contact everyone's grannies. I'm obviously psychic as all get out - fame and fortune awaits me

Whta was postage stamp top clothing problem ? - That sounds just like a fairly mild observation. It must be so tiring spending all day on tenterhooks waiting to take offence at Hardeep.
He just says kind of grumpy dad stuff they need to tease him not get their knickers in a twist over everything.

Sally has probably had a lot of 'help' but yes, she looks good.

Shame she is so ugly on the inside. It is leaking out.

He did that before too whilst talking about growing up and the importance of cooking in his household.

When is the next eviction?

Micheal Palin in N Korea looks interesting

Hardeep to win
I get he’s hard work and controversial but He’s getting bullied in there

Well that was a bit needle int record

En I'm hoping someone lovely will list the ads...

Oh dear, Hardeep's not a natural story-teller.

No I thought the postage stamp comment was worse than the bunion one! Don't get me wrong neither were awful but it's a bit odd!

Idiot Gabby - first rule of BB is not to say "Are you doing a secret task"?

SHIT IS IT ON

Yep Sneaky

Kurri I'm sending you speedy get well wishes xx

BB do their tasks well ??? 😯

Gabby looks fabulous!!

Hardeep'a suggestion was good, what are they on about.

elly pasta, Harrogate tea, expedia, fancy foundation that makes you photo ready, pink casino, face mask.

No furniture.

So I'm going to be fed and watered, somewhere foreign. looking like a flawless version of a pig in knickers whilst losing all my money on roulette.

But no chairs or oaky sideboards.

Dan must do a lot of sit ups.

Gabby & Dan are letting their guard down.

I don't understand what was bad about the comment Hardeep made about Gabby's dress. I was prepared to be outraged, but a comment - clearly said in good humour - that it was funny that she was complaining about being hot and sweaty whilst wearing a tiny dress, how could she be that offended?

I feel that Hardeep is being criticised in the house for saying things that nobody in there would bat an eye about if someone else said it.

Gobby and Flan have been horizontal, vertical and in every position on an oak sideboard that you can imagine.

Word.

And I've gone off Ryan. Fair enough, he didn't punch Roxy but he's still a thick boring dick. He was before really, I'd just forgotten.